do not hurt a good payer,” said Sancho, “I
mean to give it to myself in such a way that it hurts
without killing me, for in this must lie the essence
of this miracle.” With that he stripped
himself from the waist upwards, and seizing the lash
began to lay on; while Don Quixote began to tell the
strokes. But by the time Sancho had applied seven
or eight lashes, he felt that the jest was a heavy
one, and its price very cheap. Whereupon, after
a short pause, he told his master that he had been
deceived; for such lashes as these were each worth
being paid for with a half-real, not a quartillo.
“Go on, friend Sancho,” said Don Quixote,
“take courage, I will double the pay.”—“God
save us, let it rain stripes in that case,”
quoth Sancho. But the cunning knave left off
laying on his back, and fell upon the trees, with groans
every now and then, that one would have thought at
each one of them he had been giving up the ghost.
Don Quixote, who was tender-hearted, fearing he might
make an end of his life, and that, by Sancho’s
imprudence, his wishes should not be attained, said,
“On thy life, my friend, let this business rest
at this point. This seems to be a very sharp sort
of physic, and it will be well to take it at intervals.
Rome was not built in a day. If I have not told
wrong, thou hast given thyself above a thousand stripes;
that is enough for the present; for, to use a homely
phrase, ’the ass will carry his load, but not
more than his load.’”—“No,
no,” quoth Sancho, “it shall never be said
of me, ’When money’s paid the arms are
stayed.’ Stand off a little, and let me
lay on another thousand lashes or so, and then with
another bout like this we shall have done with this
job, and have something over.”—“Since
thou art so well in the humor,” said Don Quixote,
“I will withdraw, and Heaven strengthen and
reward thee.” Sancho fell to work so freshly
that he soon fetched the bark off a number of trees;
such was the severity with which he thrashed them!
At length, raising his voice, and giving an outrageous
blow to one of the beeches: “There!”
cried he, “die thou shalt, Samson, and all that
are about thee!” At the sound of this dismal
cry, and the blow of the dreadful stroke, Don Quixote
presently ran up, and laying hold on the twisted halter
which served Sancho for a thong, “Fate forbid,”
cried he, “friend Sancho, that thou shouldst
for my pleasure lose thy life, which has to serve
for the maintenance of thy wife and children!
Let Dulcinea stay for a better opportunity. I
will contain myself within the limits of the hope
that is nigh, and will wait till thou recoverest new
strength, that the business may be accomplished to
everybody’s satisfaction.”—“Well,
sir,” replied Sancho, “if it be your pleasure
it should be so, so let it be, and welcome; and do
so much as throw your cloak over my shoulders; for
I am all in a sweat, and I have no mind to catch cold,
for that is the danger that new disciplinants run.”
This Don Quixote did, and leaving himself unclad, covered


