you will give me for each lash I give myself?”—“Were
your payment, Sancho,” said Don Quixote, “to
be answerable to the greatness and quality of this
cure, the wealth of Venice and the mines of Potosi
would be small payment for thee. But see what
you have of mine, and set the price on each stripe.”—“The
lashes,” quoth Sancho, “are three thousand
three hundred and odd, of which I have given myself
five; the rest are to come. Let these five go
for the odd ones, and let us come to the three thousand
three hundred, which at a quartillo apiece—and
I will not take less if all the world bid me—they
make three thousand three hundred quartillos, of which
three thousand make fifteen hundred half-reals, which
amounts to seven hundred and fifty reals; and the
three hundred remaining make an hundred and fifty half-reals,
and three-score and fifteen reals; put that with the
seven hundred and fifty, and it comes altogether to
eight hundred and twenty-five reals. This I will
deduct from what I hold of yours, and will return home
rich and well pleased, though well whipped. But
one must not think to catch trout—I say
no more.”—“O blessed Sancho!
O amiable Sancho!” cried Don Quixote. “How
shall Dulcinea and I be bound to serve thee all the
days that Heaven shall give us of life! If she
recover from her lost state (and it is not possible
that she fail to do so), her misfortune will turn
to her felicity, and my defeat to the happiest triumph.
And hark ye, Sancho! when wilt thou enter upon thy
discipline? For if thou hastenest it, I will add
further a hundred reals more.”—“When?”
answered Sancho; “this very night without fail.
Do you but order it that we lie in the fields under
the open sky, and I will open my flesh.”
Night arrived, awaited by Don Quixote with the greatest
anxiety; and he fancied Phoebus had broken his chariot
wheels, which made the day of so unusual a length,—as
is always the case with lovers, who never make allowance
for the reckoning of their desires. At last they
entered amongst some pleasant trees that stood a little
out of the road, where, leaving empty the saddle and
pannel of Rozinante and Dapple, they stretched themselves
upon the green grass, and supped from Sancho’s
wallet.
He, having made himself a heavy and flexible whip
of Dapple’s headstall and reins, retired about
twenty paces from his master, amidst some beeches.
Don Quixote, observing him go with readiness and resolution,
said, “Have a care, friend; do not hack thyself
to pieces. Give one stripe time to await another.
Thou shouldst not so hurry in the race that thy breath
fails in the midst; go more gently to work, soft and
fair goes furthest; I mean, do not give it thyself
so sharply that strength fails thee before the desired
number is reached. And that you lose not for
a card more or less, I will stand at a distance and
keep count on my beads of the strokes thou givest thyself.
Heaven favor thee as thy good intention deserves.”—“Pledges