have been rather enhanced than otherwise had his hero
broken the head of a poet or essayist. This is
a clear case of a disciplinarian suffering from temporary
derangement. I really cannot quite stomach such
heroic and sweeping work. Carlyle, who was a
Scotch peasant by birth, raised himself until he was
deservedly regarded as the greatest man of his day,
and he did this by means of literature; yet he coolly
sets an ignorant, cruel, crowned drill-serjeant high
above the men of the literary calling. It is
a little too much! Suppose that Carlyle had been
flogged back to the plough-tail by some potentate
when he first went to the University; should we not
have heard a good deal of noise about the business
sooner or later? Again, we find Mr. Froude writing
somewhat placidly when he tells us about the men who
were cut to pieces slowly in order that their agony
might be prolonged. The description of the dismemberment
of Ballard and the rest, as given in the “Curiosities
of Literature,” is too gratuitously horrible
to be read a second time; but Mr. Froude is convinced
that the whole affair was no more than a smart and
salutary lesson given to some obtrusive Papists, and
he commends the measures adopted by Elizabeth’s
ministers to secure proper discipline. Similarly
the wholesale massacre of the people in the English
northern counties is not at all condemned by the judicious
Mr. Freeman. The Conqueror left a desert where
goodly homesteads and farms had flourished; but we
are not any the less to regard him as a great statesman.
I grow angry for a time with these bold writers, but
I always end by smiling, for there is something very
feminine about such shrill expressions of admiration
for force. I like to figure to myself the troubles
which would have ensued had Carlyle lived under the
sway of his precious Friedrich. It was all very
well to sit in a comfortable house in pleasant Chelsea,
and enlarge upon the beauties of drill and discipline;
but, had the sage been cast into one of the noisome
old German prisons, and kept there till he was dying,
merely because the kingly disciplinarian objected to
a phrase in a pamphlet, we should have heard a very
curious tune from our great humourist. A man
who groaned if his bed was ill-made or his bacon ill-fried
would not quite have seen the beauty of being disciplined
in a foul cellar among swarming vermin.
The methods of certain other rulers may no doubt appear very fine to our robust scribblers, but I must always enter my own slight protest. Ivan the Terrible was a really thorough-paced martinet who preserved discipline by marvellously powerful methods. He did not mind killing a few thousands of men at a time; and he was answerable for several pyramids of skulls which remained long after his manly spirit had passed away. He occasionally had prisoners flayed alive or impaled merely by way of instituting a change; and I think that some graphic British historian should at once give us a good life of this remarkable and


