Mrs. Behn tells us she diverted herself with Van Bruin in Albert’s absence, till he began to assume and grow troublesome to her by his addresses, so that to rid himself of him, she was forced to disclose the whole affair to Albert, who was so enraged that he threatened the death of his rival, but he was pacified by his mistress, and content to upbraid the other for his treachery, and forbid him the house, but this says Mrs. Behn, ’produced a very ridiculous scene, for ’my Nestorian lover would not give ground to Albert, but was as high as he, challenged him to sniker-snee for me, and a thousand things as comical; in short nothing but my positive command could satisfy him, and on that he promised no more to trouble me.  Sure as he thought himself of me, he was thunder-struck, when he heard me not only forbid him the house, but ridicule all his addresses to his rival Albert; with a countenance full of despair, he went away not only from my lodgings, but the next day from Antwerp, unable to stay in a place where he had met so dreadful a defeat.’

The authoress of her life has given us a farther account of her affairs with Vander Albert, in which she contrived to preserve her honour, without injuring her gratitude.  There was a woman at Antwerp, who had often given Astraea warning of Albert’s fickleness and inconstancy, assuring her he never loved after enjoyment, and sometimes changed even before he had that pretence; of which she herself was an instance; Albert having married her, and deserted her on the wedding-night.  Our poetess took the opportunity of her acquaintance with this lady to put an honest trick upon her lover, and at the same time do justice to an injured woman.  Accordingly she made an appointment with Albert, and contrived that the lady whose name was Catalina, should meet him in her stead.  The plot succeeded and Catalina infinitely pleased with the adventure, appointed the next night, and the following, till at last he discovered the cheat, and resolved to gratify both his love and resentment, by enjoying Astaea even against her will.  To this purpose he bribed an elderly gentlewoman, whom Mrs. Behn kept out of charity, to put him to bed drest in her night-cloaths in her place, when Astraea was passing the evening in a merchant’s house in the town.  The merchant’s son and his two daughters waited on Astraea home; and to conclude the evening’s mirth with a frolick, the young gentleman proposed going to bed to the old woman, and that they should all come in with candles and surprize them together.  As it was agreed so they did, but no sooner was the young spark put to bed, but he found himself accosted with ardour, and a man’s voice, saying, ’have I now caught thee, thou malicious charmer! now I’ll not let thee go till thou hast done me justice for all the wrongs thou hast offered my dealing love.’  The rest of the company were extremely surprized to find Albert in Astraea’s bed instead of the old woman, and Albert no less surprized to find the young spark