Seinlanguage Summary

1)

Which of the following is an example of a bad gift? (from Chapter 3, Paldom)

Beer mats

Porn magazine

Shower cap

Shower radio

2)

Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car? (from Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life)

If the seats were leather

How much gas

The color of the car

If they needed a new car

3)

Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

Compact car

Station wagon

Land Rovers

Mercedes

4)

What is the second section of this chapter called? (from Chapter 3, Paldom)

Loving my lover

Paldom

Feeling myself

Getting the message

5)

What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

Swim

Cycle

Fly

Drive

6)

Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday? (from Chapter 5, Job Security)

Your wife

Office co-workers

Your children

Your parents

7)

What kind of cars does Seinfeld say he liked as a kid? (from Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life)

Vintage cars

Indy cars

Drag racers

Bumper cars

8)

What does Seinfeld think life boils down to? (from Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life)

Love

Laughter

Movement

Drinking

9)

What is the title of the first section of this chapter? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

Is it a Bird?

Look, Up in the Air

Fun, Fun, Fun

On the Ground

10)

What will people in New York do to get a parking space? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

Prostitute themselves

Shoot

Kill

Maime

11)

Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows? (from Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing)

It is always a disappointment

He feels like he has wasted his time

He can never bother to watch the second part

You have to wait for a good ending

12)

What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman? (from Chapter 5, Job Security)

Telling people what to do

Interviewing people

Handcuffing people

Giving people tickets

13)

What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

His parents arguing

The train ride there

Falling ill

A serious relationship

14)

What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are? (from Chapter 7, Out and Back)

Dead

Beautiful

Evil

Ugly

15)

What is the third section of this chapter called? (from Chapter 3, Paldom)

Don't ask me for anything

Favors

Loving the hard way

The gift of friendship

16)

Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered? (from Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing)

He wants to keep enjoying it

He thinks he will be disappointed

There are better things to do

He wants to leave it a mystery

17)

What part of the zoo does Seinfeld talk about? (from Chapter 7, Out and Back)

The snake house

The lion's den

The monkey house

The bird house

18)

What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest? (from Chapter 5, Job Security)

Construction work

Food tasting

Unemployment

Stand up

19)

What does Seinfeld say he imagined he could taste the difference between as a kid? (from Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life)

Smarties

M&Ms

Jawbreakers

Winegums

20)

What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older? (from Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life)

Lose their humor

Shrink

Become boring

Give up

21)

What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do? (from Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive)

Run with the food cart

Snarl

Make a joke

Wake up a passenger

22)

What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do? (from Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing)

Liven up the process of being audited

Move to another universe

Change their name

Lower the tax rate

23)

What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job? (from Chapter 5, Job Security)

Trying to set free an obvious criminal

Pretending to whisper to your client

Saying objection

Saying your honor

24)

What is the title of the second section? (from Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing)

Super Sein

Media Mezzo

Criminal Life

My Money's Not Working

25)

What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for? (from Chapter 3, Paldom)