"The pen-pushers in Przewalsk want you for a sparkly consular unicorn." (Part 1: Anwar: Job Interview: p. 28).

"Jaxxie: We hope you will take this punishment, which is intended to teach you a valuable lesson, in the spirit in which it is intended." (Part 1: Toymaker: The Leith Police Dismisseth Us: p. 36).

"What is this mysterious job that you need to rent an office for, oh my husband?" (Part 1: Anwar: Office Worker: p. 56).

"I shouldn't really say this, but I hope you double-checked who you were doing business with." (Part 1: Anwar: Diplomat: p. 102).

"I understand you consider my management of a secure hand-off of my departmental responsibilities is less important that what is basically a babysitting job, sir." (Part 1: Liz: Snowballing Hell: p. 129).

"Just remember to stay off line while you run it, and nothing can possibly go wrong." (Part 1: Anwar: Cousin Tariq: p. 136).

"Suppose I ordered you to arrest the...