"News flash. Not everyone's life goal is to get the word JUICY tattooed on her ass." (Chapter 1, page 7)

"Can I just say that we thought you were never going to get here." (Chapter 5, page 37)

"Connor Pearson likes...drumroll, please...Lucy Norton." (Chapter 5, page 39)

"Definitely." (Chapter 5, page 41)

"Hey. You made it." (Chapter 7, page 56)

"I thought we were, you know, going into the city just the two of us." (Chapter 8, page 65)

"That's what we like to hear." (Chapter 8, page 67)

"She's only, like, Connor Pearson's girlfriend." (Chapter 9, page 77)

"All right, I'm gonna go watch, Red. I'll call you at halftime, ok?" (Chapter 9, page 86)

"Sorry. Really, I'm sorry. I just cannot understand how someone who seems to care about art as much as you do cares about basketball." (Chapter 15, page 157)

"There goes your prom date." (Chapter 16, page 162)

"Tonight it really felt like we were a family." (Chapter 18, page 189)

"Oh, I was potentially...