"Middlebrook! You are such a fag" (Chapter 1, p. 5).

"Kevin, knock it off. I know you're GayTeen" (Chapter 2, p. 20).

"We're all alone" (Chapter 3, p. 39).

"It's well documented that the primary cause of condom failure among teenagers is the fact that many kids don't know how to use them properly" (Chapter 4, p. 50).

"We could call it the Geography Club" (Chapter 5, p. 63).

"Just last week I talked to one of them about a support group for gay teens" (Chapter 6, p. 91).

"Well, I wanted to know how I could go about joining" (Chapter 7, p. 106).

"What? Are you gay or something" (Chapter 8, p. 118).

"We're an after school club. We're not supposed to discriminate" (Chapter 9, p. 139).

"I'm just saying I can't remember you ever being interested in any girl" (Chapter 10, p. 152).

"But don't think this is the end! I'll get you for this" (Chapter 11, p. 178).

"We're a team, you and me. Don'tcha know I'd...