"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins, Book 1, Chapter 1, page 51.
"I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to fell it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed!" Bilbo Baggins, Book 1 Chapter 1, page 54.
"Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can't be right. I need a change, or something." Bilbo Baggins, Book 1 Chapter 1, page 54.
"It is more powerful than I ever dared to think at first, so powerful that in the end it would utterly overcome anyone of mortal race who possessed it. It would possess.....