Summary

David does not drive, but he notes that people who do get angry in a very specific way when they are behind the wheel and are prone to using particularly creative curse words and phrases. On his travels, he starts asking people from other countries to tell him common curse phrases from their language, which are quite humorous when translated to English. Examples include: "What don't you run around in my ass?" (240) "Cancer whore" (240) and "Why don't you find a spot on my ass that you would like to lick and lick it?" (241). Based on all the curse phrases he has heard, David concludes that "Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing" (243). An example from that country is: "Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit" (243). Impressed by this...