"So a couple of shady business deals went sour...is that any reason to run th' most beloved Bone in Boneville out on a rail?" - Chapter 1, pg. 2.

"And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!" - Chapter 1, pg. 22.

"That's right kid. Never play an ace if a two will do." - Chapter 2, pg. 38.

"Hmmf! Did too see a dragon! What do they think? I lit my head on fire to keep warm? An' how come that dragon knew I was babysitting th' possum kids? What's he doin'? Followin' me around?" - Chapter 2, pg. 41.

"What a travesty! Th' most cherished and respected (not to mention wealthiest) Bone in Boneville - out in th' woods - fending off th' elements with his bare hands! Forced to eke out a miserable existence amidst th' rocks n'...