"Now you, you bitch goddess, look like a young Grace Kelly" (Outside the Well-Bred-East-Coast-WASP Box, p. 15).

"She'd never, ever feel about a boy the way she'd felt about Ben. Still felt about Ben" (Dr. Nose Job, p. 33).

"Right now, I'm at a celibate life stage. Sort of like the Essenes around the time of Hillel" (Seven Deadly Sins, p. 61).

"Parker Pinelli was a man with a plan: Get in with the innest of the Beverly Hills High hip crowd" (A Deep Thinker, p. 86).

"And the truth was, bad boys were just so much...juicier" (All Tease and No Please, p. 113).

"It reminded Dee of what Jim Carrey saw at the end of The Truman Show: how it all looked real but wasn't" (Baby Voice, p. 138).

"You know how I have this cosmic connection to Ruby, and it's telling me that something isn't right" (Between Lust and Love, p...