"We'll always have each other, Maybelline" (Chapter 1, p. 1).

"Jake asked me to marry him" (Chapter 2, p. 2).

"You are welcome here any time, darling. You're family" (Chapter 3, p. 12).

"He doesn't even know you're alive" (Chapter 4, p. 15).

"You could use more concealer, Maybelline. Like over your entire body" (Chapter 5, p. 20).

"Maybe, you're a diabolical genius" (Chapter 6, p. 21).

"Hollywood, you gotta go. My mother never left Florida and look what happened to her" (Chapter 7, p. 28).

"When word about this gets out, Chessy's going to be the laughingstock of the pageant circuit" (Chapter 8, p. 33).

"Maybelline, I can't believe you would do this to me" (Chapter 9, p. 35).

"Ted, Jake tried to rape me" (Chapter 10, p. 37).

"We are not kidding, we are going to carpool" (Chapter 11, p. 41).

"My mother's never cried over me" (Chapter 12, p. 46).

"Shut up, already" (Chapter 13, p. 48).

"There is no Carla" (Chapter 14, p. 50).

"Come on, let's explore" (Chapter 15, p. 55).

"Welcome home...