1. What does Boomer Petway use to trick Ellen Cherry Charles into marrying him?
An RV that looks like a turkey.
2. Who says that Buddy Winkler's look while preaching "Makes me feel like he wants to chew the elastic outta my underpants"?
3. Who has a voice like a saxophone?
4. What type of animal is described by the narrator as "Turning modern technology to their idiosyncratic advantage"?
5. How is Colonial Pines described?
A suburb without a nearby city.
6. Who compares the American cowboy to the samurai?
Can o' Beans.
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