Ellen Cherry Charles - This character runs away to Seattle and waits tables in order to finish art college, until an old high school sweetheart shows up in an RV that looks like a giant turkey and they get married.
Conch Shell and Painted Stick - These characters are recently awoken from a trance by a follower of Astarte and travel to Jerusalem to be present for the second coming.
Silver Spoon - This character, who is purchased at a Catholic garage sale, is kind-hearted and deeply religious.
Dirty Sock - This character, who is good-natured and a bit crude, is attacked by a porcupine on the way to New York and rescued after floating down a creek.
Can o' Beans - This character is an atheist and an intellectual who is eventually left in front of a strange sculpture of a hermaphroditic donkey.
Roland Abu Hadee...
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