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This test consists of 15 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
Directions: Circle the correct answer.
1. What does Teresa say is wrong with the mother of the little girl who tells her jokes?
a) She has breast cancer
b) She has leukemia
c) She has diabetes
d) She has heart trouble
2. What does Kate say when George says Easter will be early this year?
a) I'll teach Ellen to weave baskets
b) I can't wait
c) I'll write down my recipe for egg dyes
d) To hell with Easter
3. What does Kate say her body looks like?
a) A baby's
b) A fence post
c) A flabby fat person
d) A rotten peach
4. What kind of vehicle does Jeff have?
a) A Silverado
b) A Jeep
c) A Toyota
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