3. What does the second girl the narrator speaks to say she enjoys?
(a) Eating humans.
(b) Exploring the world.
(c) Hunting.
(d) Being a tourist.

4. How does she describe the world?
(a) As an eyesore.
(b) As a rose.
(c) As a jewel.
(d) As a wicked place.

5. What is remarkable about the narrator of 'Goliath'?
(a) He is very tall.
(b) He is a genius.
(c) He is very small.
(d) He is very fat.

6. What does the third girl whom the narrator speaks to say that she is?
(a) A star.
(b) An alien.
(c) A university student.
(d) A poem.

7. What has next door's cat left on the professor's doormat?
(a) Cat vomit.
(b) A dead sparrow.
(c) Today's newspaper.
(d) The head and paw of a mouse.

8. What does the narrator find in a blueberry bush?
(a) Another postcard.
(b) A diary.
(c) A necklace.
(d) A red thread.

9. In 'Temperance' what does the vampire say Chinese vampires drink instead of blood?
(a) Tears.
(b) Synthetic blood.
(c) Spinal fluid.
(d) V8.

10. When the author suddenly finds himself back in the 70s, what happens?
(a) Aliens attack.
(b) He finds himself married with kids.
(c) The men in black coats try to kill him.
(d) He is recruited by the RAF.

11. In 'The Day the Saucers Came' what happens after the saucers come?
(a) The four horsemen ride.
(b) A scientist tries to speak with them.
(c) Zombies rise.
(d) The army arrive.

12. What mild deformity does the girl have?
(a) She has six toes on her left foot.
(b) Her little finger splits into two fingertips.
(c) She only has three fingers on her right hand.
(d) She has one green eye and one blue.

13. What does Eddie do?
(a) He runs away.
(b) He kills Miss Corvier.
(c) He kills the cat.
(d) He takes the cat to Miss Corvier to eat.

14. What does Miss Corvier ask Eddie to bring her?
(a) Soup.
(b) Raw meat.
(c) Mushrooms.
(d) Coffee.

15. Whom does the father say his sympathy is with now?
(a) The princess' father.
(b) Father Bear.
(c) The woodcutter.
(d) The Wicked Queen.