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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What lie does Dave tell a female friend about Toph?
(a) He passed entrance exams to Harvard
(b) He is a member of mensa
(c) He wets the bed
(d) He shot a friend
2. Who goes with Toph to his Little League games?
(a) His teacher
3. Where did Beth and Dave promise not to take their mother?
(b) New York
(d) A old people's home
4. What does Beth talk her mother into doing?
(a) Leaving home
(b) Going to the hospital
(c) Going to work
5. What do Dave and Toph have sword fights with?
(b) Bread sticks
6. Where does Dave want to buy flowers from?
(a) The gift shop
(b) The news stand
(c) The grocers
(d) The boutique
7. What does the nurse suggest Dave uses to stop the bleeding?
(b) A cup of tea
(d) A towel
8. What do the kids do when Dave calls the police?
(a) Hit him
(b) Tie him up
(c) Pull a gun
9. Why do Dave and Toph have to rush to the school open house?
(a) The car breaks down
(b) Dave takes a nap
(c) They get stuck in traffic
(d) They get locked out of the house
10. Why is Toph always late for school?
(a) Dave oversleeps
(b) Toph oversleeps
(c) Dave and Toph argue every morning
(d) Dave is always caught in a traffic queue
11. What does Dave imagine the baby sitter doing to Toph?
(a) Selling him
(b) Murdering him
(c) Abusing him
(d) Kidnapping him
12. Who does Dave say stares at him during the Little League games?
(a) The children
(b) The coach
(d) The parents
13. Who does Dave eventually call in this chapter?
14. What does Dave get bored of saying?
(a) Do your homework
(b) Please and thank you
(c) Tidy up your room
(d) His story
15. When did Dave graduate from college?
(a) The winter
(b) The summer
(c) The autumn
(d) The spring
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Dave discover is missing from his pants?
2. What nationality is Toph's babysitter?
3. What kind of women does Dave currently like to date?
4. What do the Mexican kids take from Dave?
5. What does Dave want to buy his mother for her birthday?
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