The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke.

The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke.

Well, I dunno.  It’s that way wiv a bloke. 
If she’d ha’ breasted up ter me an’ spoke,
  I’d thort ’er jist a commin bit er fluff,
  An’ then fergot about ’er, like enough. 
It’s jest like this.  The tarts that’s ’ard ter get
Makes you all ’ot to chase ’em, an’ to let
  The cove called Cupid get an ’ammer-lock;
   An’ lose yer block.

I know a bloke ’oo knows a bloke ’oo toils
In that same pickle found-ery. (’E boils
  The cabbitch storks or somethink.) Anyway,
  I gives me pal the orfis fer to say
’E ’as a sister in the trade ’oo’s been
Out uv a jorb, an’ wants ter meet Doreen;
  Then we kin get an intro, if we’ve luck. 
   ’E sez, “Ribuck.”

O’ course we worked the oricle; you bet! 
But, ’struth, I ain’t recovered frum it yet! 
  ’Twas on a Saturdee, in Colluns Street,
  An’—­quite by accident, o’ course—­we meet. 
Me pal ’e trots ‘er up an’ does the toff
‘E allus wus a bloke fer showin’ off. 
  “This ’ere’s Doreen,” ’e sez.  “This ’ere’s the Kid.” 
   I dips me lid.

“This ’ere’s Doreen,” ’e sez.  I sez “Good day.” 
An’, bli’me, I ‘ad nothin’ more ter say! 
  I couldn’t speak a word, or meet ’er eye. 
  Clean done me block!  I never been so shy. 
Not since I was a tiny little cub,
An’ run the rabbit to the corner pub—­
  Wot time the Summer days wus dry an’ ’ot—­
   Fer me ole pot.

Me! that ‘as barracked tarts, an’ torked an’ larft,
An’ chucked orf at ’em like a phonergraft! 
  Gorstrooth!  I seemed to lose me pow’r o’ speech. 
  But, ’er!  Oh, strike me pink!  She is a peach! 
The sweetest in the barrer!  Spare me days,
I carn’t describe that cliner’s winnin’ ways. 
  The way she torks!  ’Er lips!  ’Er eyes!  ’Er hair!... 
   Oh, gimme air!

I dunno ’ow I done it in the end. 
I reckerlect I arst ter be ’er friend;
  An’ tried ter play at ’andies in the park,
  A thing she wouldn’t sight.  Aw, it’s a nark! 
I gotter swear when I think wot a mug
I must ‘a’ seemed to ’er.  But still I ’ug
  That promise that she give me fer the beach. 
   The bonzer peach!

Now, as the poit sez, the days drag by
On ledding feet.  I wish’t they’d do a guy. 
  I dunno’ow I ’ad the nerve ter speak,
  An’ make that meet wiv ’er fer Sundee week! 
But strike!  It’s funny wot a bloke’ll do
When ’e’s all out...She’s gorn, when I come-to. 
  I’m yappin’ to me cobber uv me mash.... 
   I’ve done me dash!

‘Er name’s Doreen....An’ me-that thort I knoo
  The ways uv tarts, an’ all that smoogin’ game! 
An’ so I ort; fer ain’t I known a few? 
  Yet some’ow...I dunno.  It ain’t the same. 
I carn’t tell wot it is; but, all I know,
I’ve dropped me bundle—­an’ I’m glad it’s so. 
  Fer when I come ter think uv wot I been.... 
   ’Er name’s Doreen.

III.  The Stoush o’ Day

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