A Damsel in Distress eBook

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Title:  A Damsel in Distress

Author:  Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

Release Date:  June, 2000 [EBook #2233]
[This file was last updated on March 14, 2005]

Edition:  11

Language:  English

Character set encoding:  ASCII

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[Transcriber’s Note for edition 11:  in para. 4 of Chapter 19, the word “leafy” has been changed to “leaky”. “leafy” was the word used in the printed edition, but was an obvious misprint.  Some readers have noted that other editions have slightly different punctuation, notably some extra commas, and semi-colons where there are colons in this edition; but the punctuation herein does follow at least one printed text.—­jt]


by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse


Inasmuch as the scene of this story is that historic pile, Belpher Castle, in the county of Hampshire, it would be an agreeable task to open it with a leisurely description of the place, followed by some notes on the history of the Earls of Marshmoreton, who have owned it since the fifteenth century.  Unfortunately, in these days of rush and hurry, a novelist works at a disadvantage.  He must leap into the middle of his tale with as little delay as he would employ in boarding a moving tramcar.  He must get off the mark with the smooth swiftness of a jack-rabbit surprised while lunching.  Otherwise, people throw him aside and go out to picture palaces.

I may briefly remark that the present Lord Marshmoreton is a widower of some forty-eight years:  that he has two children—­a son, Percy Wilbraham Marsh, Lord Belpher, who is on the brink of his twenty-first birthday, and a daughter, Lady Patricia Maud Marsh, who is just twenty:  that the chatelaine of the castle is Lady Caroline Byng, Lord Marshmoreton’s sister, who married the very wealthy colliery owner, Clifford Byng, a few years before his death (which unkind people say she hastened):  and that she has a step-son, Reginald.  Give me time to mention these few facts and I am done.  On the glorious past of the Marshmoretons I will not even touch.

Luckily, the loss to literature is not irreparable.  Lord Marshmoreton himself is engaged upon a history of the family, which will doubtless be on every bookshelf as soon as his lordship gets it finished.  And, as for the castle and its surroundings, including the model dairy and the amber drawing-room, you may see them for yourself any Thursday, when Belpher is thrown open to the public on payment of a fee of one shilling a head.  The money is collected by Keggs the butler, and goes to a worthy local charity.  At least, that is the idea.  But the voice of calumny is never silent, and there exists a school of thought, headed by Albert, the page-boy, which holds that Keggs sticks to these shillings like glue, and adds them to his already considerable savings in the Farmers’ and Merchants’ Bank, on the left side of the High Street in Belpher village, next door to the Oddfellows’ Hall.

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