A dream job is something that is really hard to come up with if you don't have one already. Luckily, I know a dream job that I have always wanted. I want to be a Professional Patience Tester.

Before I can become a Professional Patience Tester, I will have to have plenty of practice. I will begin my practice by continuing to go to school where I will have an unlimited supply of teachers to practice on. I will have to have more practice than just this of course, but since there are no current classes teaching this skill, it will have to be something I perfect on my own.

The fact that I created and perfected the patience tester on my own means that there will be few if any other people in this field. Since I will be the only one qualified for this job, I...