for 365 days, and jist 35 days more, if we had ’em.
We han’t got a minit to spare; you must shell
the corn and winner the grain at night, and clean
all up slick, or I guess we’ll fall astarn as
sure as the Lord made Moses. If he didn’t
keep us all at it, a drivin away full chisel, the
whole blessed time, its a pity. There was no
“blowin time” there, you may depend.
We plowed all the fall for dear life; in winter we
thrashed, made and mended tools, went to market and
mill, and got out our firewood and rails. As
soon as frost was gone, came sowin and plantin, weedin
and hoein—then harvest and spreadin compost—then
gatherin manure, fencin and ditchin—and
then turn tu and fall plowin agin. It all went
round like a wheel without stoppin, and so fast, I
guess you couldn’t see the spokes, just one long
everlastin stroke from July to etarnity, without time
to look back on the tracks. Instead of racin
over the country like a young doctor, to show how
busy a man is that has nothin to do, as Blue Nose
does, and then take a “blowin time,” we
kept a rale travellin gate, an eight-mile-an-hour
pace, the whole year round. They buy
more nor they sell, and eat
more than they raise, in this
country. What a pretty way that is, is’nt
it? If the critters knew how to cypher, they
would soon find out that a sum stated that way always
eends in a naught. I never knew it to fail, and
I defy any soul to cypher it so, as to make it come
out any other way, either by Schoolmaster’s
Assistant or Algebra. When I was a boy, the Slickville
bank broke, and an awful disorderment it made, that’s
a fact; nothin else was talked of. Well, I studied
it over a long time, but I could’nt make it out:
so says I, Father, how came that are bank to break?
Warn’t it well built? I thought that are
Quincy granite was so amazin strong all natur would’nt
break it. Why you foolish critter, says he, it
tante the buildin that’s broke, its the consarn
that’s smashed. Well, says I, I know folks
are plaguilly consarned about it, but what do you call
“folks smashin their consarns?” Father
he larfed out like any thing; I thought he never would
stop—and sister Sall got right up and walked
out of the room, as mad as a hatter. Says she,
Sam, I do believe you are a born fool, I vow.
When father had done larfin, says he, I’ll tell
you, Sam, how it was. They cyphered it so that
they brought out nothin for a remainder. Possible!
says I; I thought there was no eend to their puss.
I thought it was like Uncle Peleg’s musquash
hole, and that no soul could ever find the bottom
of. My!! says I. Yes, says he, that are bank
spent and lost more money than it made, and when folks
do that, they must smash at last, if their puss be
as long as the national one of Uncle Sam. This
Province is like that are Bank of ourn, it’s
goin the same road, and they’ll find the little
eend of the horn afore they think they are halfway
down to it.