things now. But your beasts, dear me, your beasts
must be put in and have a feed; saying which, he went
out to order them to be taken to the stable.
As the old gentleman closed the door after him, Mr.
Slick drew near to me, and said in an under tone,
that is what I call “Soft sawder.”
An Englishman would pass that man as a sheep passes
a hog in a pasture, without looking at him; or, said
he, looking rather archly, if he was mounted on a
pretty smart horse, I guess he’d trot away, if
he could. Now I find—here
his lecture on “Soft sawder”
was cut short by the entrance of Mrs. Flint.
Jist come to say good bye, Mrs. Flint. What,
have you sold all your clocks? yes, and very low,
too, for money is scarce, and I wished to close the
concarn; no, I am wrong in saying all, for I have
just one left. Neighbor Steel’s wife asked
to have the refusal of it, but I guess I won’t
sell it; I had but two of them, this one and the feller
of it, that I sold Governor Lincoln. General
Green, the Secretary of State for Maine, said he’d
give me 50 dollars for this here one—it
has composition wheels and patent axles, it is a beautiful
article—a real first chop—no
mistake, genuine superfine, but I guess I’ll
take it back; and beside, Squire Hawk might think
kinder harder, that I did not give him the offer.
Dear me, said Mrs. Flint, I should like to see it,
where is it? It is in a chest of mine over the
way, at Tom Tape’s store, I guess he can ship
it on to Eastport. That’s a good man, said
Mrs. Flint, jist let’s look at it Mr. Slick,
willing to oblige, yielded to these entreaties, and
soon produced the clock—a gawdy, highly
varnished, trumpery looking affair. He placed
it on the chimney-piece, where its beauties were painted
out and duly appreciated by Mrs. Flint, whose admiration
was about ending in a proposal, when Mr. Flint returned
from giving his directions about the care of the horses.
The Deacon praised the clock, he too thought it a
handsome one; but the Deacon was a prudent man, he
had a watch, he was sorry, but he had no occasion
for a clock. I guess you’re in the wrong
furrow this time, Deacon, it ant for sale, said Mr.
Slick; and if it was, I reckon neighbor Steel’s
wife would have it, for she gives me no peace about
it. Mrs. Flint said, that Mr. Steele had enough
to do, poor man, to pay his interest, without buying
clocks for his wife. It’s no concarn of
mine, said Mr. Slick, as long as he pays me, what he
has to do, but I guess I don’t want to sell
it, and beside it comes too high; that clock can’t
be made at Rhode Island under 40 dollars. Why
it ant possible, said the Clockmaker, in apparent
surprise, looking at his watch, why as I’m alive
it is 4 o’clock, and if I hav’nt been
two hours here—how on airth shall I reach
River Philip to-night? I’ll tell you what,
Mrs. Flint, I’ll leave the clock in your care
till I return on my way to the States —I’ll
set it a going and put it to the right time. As
soon as this operation was performed, he delivered
the key to the deacon with a sort of serio-comic injunction
to wind up the clock every Saturday night, which Mrs.
Flint said she would take care should be done, and
promised to remind her husband of it, in case he should
chance to forget it.