afore, and used them all up, and a whole sight of
vittals too, the old man hadn’t been well since,
and had gone to bed airly. But, says she, I do
wish with all my heart you had a come last night, for
we had a most a special supper—punkin pies
and dough-nuts, and apple sarce, and a roast goose
stuffed with indian puddin, and a pig’s harslet
stewed in molasses and onions, and I don’t know
what all, and the fore part of to-day folks called
to finish. I actilly have nothin left to set
afore you; for it was none o’ your skim-milk
parties, but superfine uppercrust real jam, and we
made clean work of it. But I’ll make some
tea, any how, for you, and perhaps, arter that, said
she, alterin of her tone, perhaps you’ll expound
the Scriptures, for its one while since I’ve
heerd them laid open powerfully. I hant been
fairly lifted up since that good man Judas Oglethorp
travelled this road, and then she gave a groan and
hung down her head, and looked corner-ways, to see
how the land lay thereabouts. The tea kettle
was accordingly put on, and some lard fried into oil,
and poured into a tumbler; which, with the aid of
an inch of cotton wick, served as a make shift for
a candle. Well, arter tea we sot and chatted
awhile about fashions, and markets, and sarmons, and
scandal, and all sorts o’ things; and, in the
midst of it, in runs the nigger wench, screemin out
at the tip eend of her voice, oh Missus! Missus!
there’s fire in the Dairy, fire in the Dairy!
I’ll give it to you for that, said the old lady,
I’ll give it you for that, you good for nothin
hussy, that’s all your carelessness, go and
put it out this minit, how on airth did it get there?
my night’s milk gone, I dare say; run this minit
and put it out and save the milk. I am dreadful
afeard of fire, I always was from a boy, and seein
the poor foolish critter seize a broom in her fright,
I ups with the tea kettle and follows her; and away
we clipt thro’ the entry, she callin out mind
the cellar door on the right, take kear of the close
horse on the left, and so on, but as I could’nt
see nothin, I kept right straight ahead. At last
my foot kotched in somethin or another, that pitched
me somewhat less than a rod or so, right agin the
poor black critter, and away we went, heels over head.
I heerd a splash and a groan, and I smelt somethin
plaguy sour, but I could’nt see nothin; at last
I got hold of her and lifted her up, for she didn’t
scream, but made a strange kind of choakin noise,
and by this time up came Marm Blake with a light.
If poor Beck didn’t let go then in airnest,
and sing out, for dear life, its a pity, for she had
gone head first into the swill tub, and the tea kettle
had scalded her feet. She kept a dancin right
up and down, like one ravin distracted mad, and boohooed
like any thing, clawin away at her head the whole
time, to clear away the stuff that stuck to her wool.