Life's Handicap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 405 pages of information about Life's Handicap.

Life's Handicap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 405 pages of information about Life's Handicap.

‘By what road didst thou attain knowledge to make these devilries?’ I said, pointing.

‘I cannot tell.  I am but a Lepcha of Darjeeling, and yet the stuff—­’

‘Which thou hast stolen.’

’Nay, surely.  Did I steal?  I desired it so.  The stuff—­the stuff—­what else should I have done with the stuff?’ He twisted the velvet between his fingers.

‘But the sin of maiming the cow—­consider that.’

’That is true; but oh, Sahib, that man betrayed me and I had no thought—­ but the heifer’s tail waved in the moonlight and I had my knife.  What else should I have done?  The tail came off ere I was aware.  Sahib, thou knowest more than I.’

‘That is true,’ said I.  ’Stay within the door.  I go to speak to the King.’

The population of the State were ranged on the hillsides.  I went forth and spoke to the King.

‘O King,’ said I.  ’Touching this man there be two courses open to thy wisdom.  Thou canst either hang him from a tree, he and his brood, till there remains no hair that is red within the land.’

‘Nay’ said the King.  ‘Why should I hurt the little children?’

They had poured out of the hut door and were making plump obeisance to everybody.  Namgay Doola waited with his gun across his arm.

’Or thou canst, discarding the impiety of the cow-maiming, raise him to honour in thy Army.  He comes of a race that will not pay revenue.  A red flame is in his blood which comes out at the top of his head in that glowing hair.  Make him chief of the Army.  Give him honour as may befall, and full allowance of work, but look to it, O King, that neither he nor his hold a foot of earth from thee henceforward.  Feed him with words and favour, and also liquor from certain bottles that thou knowest of, and he will be a bulwark of defence.  But deny him even a tuft of grass for his own.  This is the nature that God has given him.  Moreover he has brethren—­’

The State groaned unanimously.

’But if his brethren come, they will surely fight with each other till they die; or else the one will always give information concerning the other.  Shall he be of thy Army, O King?  Choose.’

The King bowed his head, and I said, ’Come forth, Namgay Doola, and command the King’s Army.  Thy name shall no more be Namgay in the mouths of men, but Patsay Doola, for as thou hast said, I know.’

Then Namgay Doola, new christened Patsay Doola, son of Timlay Doola, which is Tim Doolan gone very wrong indeed, clasped the King’s feet, cuffed the Standing Army, and hurried in an agony of contrition from temple to temple, making offerings for the sin of cattle-maiming.

And the King was so pleased with my perspicacity, that he offered to sell me a village for twenty pounds sterling.  But I buy no villages in the Himalayas so long as one red head flares between the tail of the heaven-climbing glacier and the dark birch-forest.

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