Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 183 pages of information about Comedies.

Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 183 pages of information about Comedies.

Herman.  Yes, yes.  I hope that they will not regret their choice, either.

Abrahams and Sanderus.  We recommend ourselves, both of us, to the favor of the honorable Burgomaster.

Herman.  It will be a pleasure to do you some service.  Pardon me for not attending you further.

Sanderus.  Oh, it would hardly be fitting for your Honor to go further.

Herman (calling one of the lackeys).  Listen, my friend!  Here is something for a pot of ale.

Lackeys.  Oh, we do not do that, your Honor.

[Exeunt Abrahams, Sanderus, and Lackeys.]

SCENE 3

Herman.  Geske!  Geske!

Geske (off stage).  I haven’t time.

Herman.  Come out here!  I have something to tell you that you never dreamed of in all your life.

(Enter Geske.)

Geske.  Now, what is it?

Herman.  Have you any coffee in the house?

Geske.  What nonsense!  When did I use coffee last?

Herman.  You will need it from now on.  Within half an hour you will receive calls from the wives of all the members of the council.

Geske.  I think the man is dreaming.

Herman.  Yes, I am dreaming, in such a way that I have dreamed us into a burgomastership

Geske.  Listen, husband, don’t make me angry again!

You know what happened last time.

Herman.  Didn’t you see the two gentlemen and their lackeys who went past?

Geske.  Yes, I saw them.

Herman.  They stopped here, and brought me word from the council that
I have been made burgomaster.

Geske.  The devil you have!

Herman.  Now, my dear wife, see that you strive hereafter to acquire more correct manners, and that you retain none of your old tinker-tricks.

Geske.  Oh, is it really true, my dear husband?

Herman.  It is as true as I’m standing here.  Before we know it, we shall have the house full of congratulators, of most-humble-servants, of I-have-the-honors, and of I-kiss-your-handers.

Geske (on her knees).  Ah, my dear husband, forgive me if I have ever done you an injustice!

Herman.  Everything is forgiven; only try to behave more like gentlefolk, and you shall find favor with me.  But where shall we get a servant in a hurry?

Geske.  We must manage to get Henrich into some of your clothes until we can buy a livery.  But listen, my dear:  since you have become a burgomaster, I beg of you that Gert the furrier may be punished for the wrong he did me to-day.

Herman.  Oh, my dear wife!  The burgomaster’s wife must not think of avenging the injury done to the tinker’s wife.  Let us call in Henrich.

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