We did not go to the ancient warm baths two miles below Tiberias.  I had no desire in the world to go there.  This seemed a little strange, and prompted me to try to discover what the cause of this unreasonable indifference was.  It turned out to be simply because Pliny mentions them.  I have conceived a sort of unwarrantable unfriendliness toward Pliny and St. Paul, because it seems as if I can never ferret out a place that I can have to myself.  It always and eternally transpires that St. Paul has been to that place, and Pliny has “mentioned” it.

In the early morning we mounted and started.  And then a weird apparition marched forth at the head of the procession—­a pirate, I thought, if ever a pirate dwelt upon land.  It was a tall Arab, as swarthy as an Indian; young-say thirty years of age.  On his head he had closely bound a gorgeous yellow and red striped silk scarf, whose ends, lavishly fringed with tassels, hung down between his shoulders and dallied with the wind.  From his neck to his knees, in ample folds, a robe swept down that was a very star-spangled banner of curved and sinuous bars of black and white.  Out of his back, somewhere, apparently, the long stem of a chibouk projected, and reached far above his right shoulder.  Athwart his back, diagonally, and extending high above his left shoulder, was an Arab gum of Saladin’s time, that was splendid with silver plating from stock clear up to the end of its measureless stretch of barrel.  About his waist was bound many and many a yard of elaborately figured but sadly tarnished stuff that came from sumptuous Persia, and among the baggy folds in front the sunbeams glinted from a formidable battery of old brass-mounted horse-pistols and the gilded hilts of blood-thirsty knives.  There were holsters for more pistols appended to the wonderful stack of long-haired goat-skins and Persian carpets, which the man had been taught to regard in the light of a saddle; and down among the pendulous rank of vast tassels that swung from that saddle, and clanging against the iron shovel of a stirrup that propped the warrior’s knees up toward his chin, was a crooked, silver-clad scimitar of such awful dimensions and such implacable expression that no man might hope to look upon it and not shudder.  The fringed and bedizened prince whose privilege it is to ride the pony and lead the elephant into a country village is poor and naked compared to this chaos of paraphernalia, and the happy vanity of the one is the very poverty of satisfaction compared to the majestic serenity, the overwhelming complacency of the other.

“Who is this?  What is this?” That was the trembling inquiry all down the line.

“Our guard!  From Galilee to the birthplace of the Savior, the country is infested with fierce Bedouins, whose sole happiness it is, in this life, to cut and stab and mangle and murder unoffending Christians.  Allah be with us!”

“Then hire a regiment!  Would you send us out among these desperate hordes, with no salvation in our utmost need but this old turret?”