It was a stroke competition, and each couple went round by itself.  Myra and I started last.

“Now we’ve got to win this,” she said, “because we shan’t play together again for a long time.”

“That’s a nice cheery thing to say to a person just when he’s driving.  Now I shall have to address the ball all over again.”

“Oh, no!”

I addressed and despatched the ball.  It struck a wall about eighty yards away and dropped.  When we got there we found to our disgust that it was nestling at the very foot.  Myra looked at it doubtfully.

“Can’t you make it climb the wall?” I asked.

“We shall have to go back, I’m afraid.  We can pretend we left our pocket-handkerchiefs behind.”

She chipped it back about twenty yards, and I sent it on again about a hundred.  Unfortunately it landed in a rut.  However Myra got it out with great resource, and I was lucky enough with my next to place it inside the magic circle.

“Five,” I said.  “You know, I don’t think you’re helping me much.  All you did that hole was to go twenty-one yards in the wrong direction.”

Myra smiled cheerfully at me and did the next hole in one.  “Well played, partner,” she said, as he put her club back in its bag.

“Oh, at the short holes I don’t deny that you’re useful.  Where do we go now?”

“Over the barn.  This is the long hole.”

I got in an excellent drive, but unfortunately it didn’t aviate quick enough.  While the intrepid spectators were still holding their breath, there was an ominous crash.

“Did you say in the barn or over the barn?” I asked, as we hurried on to find the damage.

“We do play an exciting game, don’t we?” said Myra.

We got into the barn and found the ball and a little glass on the floor.

“What a very small hole it made,” said Myra, pointing to the broken pane.  “What shall I do?”

“You’ll have to go back through the hole.  It’s an awkward little shot.”

“I don’t think I could.”

“No, it is rather a difficult stroke.  You want to stand well behind the ball, and—­however, there may be a local rule about it.”

“I don’t think there is or I should have heard it.  Samuel’s been telling me everything lately.”

“Then there’s only one thing for it.”  I pointed to the window at the other end of the barn.  “Go straight on.”

Myra gave a little gurgle of delight.

“But we shall have to save up our pocket-money,” she said.

Her ball hit the wood in between two panes and bounded back.  My next shot was just above the glass.  Myra took a niblick and got the ball back into the middle of the floor.

“It’s simply sickening that we can’t break a window when we’re really trying to.  I should have thought that anyone could have broken a window.  Now then.”

“Oh, good shot!” cried Myra above the crash.  We hurried out and did the hole in nine.