credit with them, they would give weight to my faithful
service and to his warm recommendation, when about
to fill the vacancy made by his death. And much
more like this, sir. I couldn’t believe
my eyes. It made me feel queer all over,”
went on the old chap, in great perturbation, and squashing
something in the corner of his eye with the end of
a thumb as broad as a spatula. “You would
think, sir, he had jumped overboard only to give an
unlucky man a last show to get on. What with
the shock of him going in this awful rash way, and
thinking myself a made man by that chance, I was nearly
off my chump for a week. But no fear. The
captain of the Pelion was shifted into the Ossa—came
aboard in Shanghai—a little popinjay, sir,
in a grey check suit, with his hair parted in the middle.
’Aw—I am—aw—your
new captain, Mister—Mister—aw—Jones.’
He was drowned in scent—fairly stunk with
it, Captain Marlow. I dare say it was the look
I gave him that made him stammer. He mumbled something
about my natural disappointment—I had better
know at once that his chief officer got the promotion
to the Pelion—he had nothing to do with
it, of course—supposed the office knew
best—sorry. . . . Says I, ’Don’t
you mind old Jones, sir; dam’ his soul, he’s
used to it.’ I could see directly I had
shocked his delicate ear, and while we sat at our first
tiffin together he began to find fault in a nasty manner
with this and that in the ship. I never heard
such a voice out of a Punch and Judy show. I
set my teeth hard, and glued my eyes to my plate, and
held my peace as long as I could; but at last I had
to say something. Up he jumps tiptoeing, ruffling
all his pretty plumes, like a little fighting-cock.
’You’ll find you have a different person
to deal with than the late Captain Brierly.’
‘I’ve found it,’ says I, very glum,
but pretending to be mighty busy with my steak.
’You are an old ruffian, Mister—aw—Jones;
and what’s more, you are known for an old ruffian
in the employ,’ he squeaks at me. The damned
bottle-washers stood about listening with their mouths
stretched from ear to ear. ’I may be a hard
case,’ answers I, ’but I ain’t so
far gone as to put up with the sight of you sitting
in Captain Brierly’s chair.’ With
that I lay down my knife and fork. ’You
would like to sit in it yourself—that’s
where the shoe pinches,’ he sneers. I left
the saloon, got my rags together, and was on the quay
with all my dunnage about my feet before the stevedores
had turned to again. Yes. Adrift—on
shore—after ten years’ service—and
with a poor woman and four children six thousand miles
off depending on my half-pay for every mouthful they
ate. Yes, sir! I chucked it rather than
hear Captain Brierly abused. He left me his night-glasses—here
they are; and he wished me to take care of the dog—here
he is. Hallo, Rover, poor boy. Where’s
the captain, Rover?” The dog looked up at us
with mournful yellow eyes, gave one desolate bark,
and crept under the table.


