David. You have a name here for high moral character.
John. And justly.
David. Are you serious-minded?
John. I never laughed in my life.
David. Who do you sit under in Glasgow?
John. Mr. Flemister of the Sauchiehall High.
David. Are you a Sabbath-school teacher?
John. I am.
David. One more question. Are you promised?
John. To a lady?
David. Yes.
John. I’ve never given one of them
a single word of encouragement.
I’m too much occupied thinking about my career.
David. So. [He reflects, and finally indicates by a jerk of the head that he wishes to talk with his father behind the door.]
James [longingly]. Do you want me too?
[But they go out without even answering him.]
Maggie. I don’t know what maggot they have in their heads, but sit down, young man, till they come back.
John. My name’s Mr. Shand, and till I’m called that I decline to sit down again in this house.
Maggie. Then I’m thinking, young sir, you’ll have a weary wait.
[While he waits you can see how pinched his face is. He is little more than a boy, and he seldom has enough to eat. David and Alick return presently, looking as sly as if they had been discussing some move on the dambrod, as indeed they have.]
David [suddenly become genial]. Sit down, Mr. Shand, and pull in your chair. You’ll have a thimbleful of something to keep the cold out? [Briskly] Glasses, Maggie.
[She wonders, but gets glasses and decanter from the sideboard, which James calls the chiffy. David and Alick, in the most friendly manner, also draw up to the table.]
You’re not a totaller, I hope?
John [guardedly]. I’m practically a totaller.
David. So are we. How do you take it? Is there any hot water, Maggie?
John. If I take it at all, and I haven’t made up my mind yet, I’ll take it cold.
David. You’ll take it hot, James?
James [also sitting at the table but completely befogged]. No, I—
David [decisively] I think you’ll take it hot, James.
James [sulking]. I’ll take it hot.
David. The kettle, Maggie.
[James has evidently to take it hot so that they can get at the business now on hand, while Maggie goes kitchenward for the kettle.]
Alick. Now, David, quick, before she comes back.
David. Mr. Shand, we have an offer to make you.
John [warningly]. No patronage.
Alick. It’s strictly a business affair.
David. Leave it to me, father. It’s this—[But to his annoyance the suspicious Maggie has already returned with the kettle.] Maggie, don’t you see that you’re not wanted?


