the eyes every time the Princess switched them on.
And whenever he reached for the water and gulped it
down, one could know he had been jolted behind his
ordinary resisting power. And he drank enough
to float a ship! As we wended our weary way over
the decks during the long lonely hours of the voyage,
we fell to theorizing about those eyes and we concluded
that they were Latin—Latin chiefly engaged
in the business of being female eyes. It was
a new show to us. Our wives and mothers had voted
at city elections for over thirty years and had been
engaged for a generation in the business of taming
their husbands; saving the meat from dinner for the
hash for breakfast, and betimes for diversion, working
in their clubs for the good of their towns; and their
eyes had visions in them, not sex. So these female
eyes showed us a mystery! And each of us in his
heart decided to investigate the phenomena. And
on the seventh day we laid off from our work and called
it good. We had met the Princess. Our closer
view persuaded us that she might be thirty-five but
probably was forty, though one early morning in a
passage way we met her when she looked fifty, wan
and sad and weary, but still flashing her eyes.
And then one fair day, she turned her eyes from us
for ever. This is what happened to me. But
Henry himself may have been the hero of the episode.
Anyway, one of us was walking the deck with the Countess
investigating the kilowat power of the eyes. He
was talking of trivial things, possibly telling the
lady fair of the new ten-story Beacon Building or
of Henry Ganse’s golf score on the Emporia Country
Club links—anyway something of broad, universal
human interest. But those things seemed to pall
on her. So he tried her on the narrow interests
that engage the women at home—the suffrage
question; the matter of the eight-hour day and the
minimum wage for women; and national prohibition.
These things left her with no temperature. She
was cold; she even shivered, slightly, but grace fully
withal, as she went swinging along on her toes, her
silk sweater clinging like an outer skin to her slim
lithe body, walking like a girl of sixteen. And
constantly she was at target practice with her eyes
with all her might and main. She managed to steer
the conversation to a place where she could bemoan
the cruel war; and ask what the poor women would do.
Her Kansas partner suggested that life would be broader
and better for women after the war, because they would
have so much more important a part to do than before
in the useful work of the world. “Ah, yes,”
she said, “perhaps so. But with the men
all gone what shall we do when we want to be petted?”
She made two sweet unaccented syllables of petted
in her ingenue French accent and added: “For
you know women were made to be pet-ted.”
There was a bewildered second under the machine gun
fire of the eyes when her companion considered seriously
her theory. He had never cherished such a theory
before. But he was seeing a new world, and this
seemed to be one of the pleasant new things in it—this
theory of the woman requiring to be pet-ted!


