Patty's Suitors eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 262 pages of information about Patty's Suitors.

Patty's Suitors eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 262 pages of information about Patty's Suitors.

“She ought to have spelled it out,” said Patty, who was punctilious in such matters.

“Yes,” agreed Nan, “it’s those little details that count so much among society people.”

“Well, the Homers are dears, but they lack just that little something that makes people know when to spell their figures and when not to.  I think it’s horrid when people spell a date in ordinary correspondence.  But an invitation is another thing.  But I say, Nan,—­Jiminetty crickets!”

“I’m not sure that date-spelling people ought to refer to those crickets,” said Nan, lifting her eyebrows.

“Well, Jerusalem crickets, then! and every kind of crickets in the ornithology or whatever they belong in.  But, Nan, I’ve discovered something!”

“What, Miss Columbus?”

“Oh, I’m a Sherlock Holmes!  I’m Mr. D. Tective!  What do you think?”

“If you really want to know, I think you’re crazy! jumping around like a wild Indian, and you a this season’s debutante!”

“Rubbish! most debutantes are wild Indians at times.  But, Nan, I’ve discovered their secret!  Hah! the vilyuns! but they shall be foiled! foiled!!  Foiled!!!”

Patty raged up and down the room, melodramatically clutching at her hair and staring at Nan with her blue eyes.  “It is a deep-laid plot, but it shall be foiled by Patricia Sherlock,—­the only lady detective in captivity!”

“Patty, do behave yourself!  What is the matter with you?  You act like a lunatic!”

“I’ll tell you, Nan, honey,” and Patty suddenly sat down on the couch, among a pile of pillows.  “But first read that invitation and see if you see anything unusual or suspicious about it.”

“I can hardly read it; for this writing looks like that on the obelisk,—­or at least it’s nearly as unintelligible.  But it seems to say that Mrs. Robert Homer requests the pleasure of your company at luncheon on Tuesday, April the eighth, at half-past one o’clock.  Nothing criminal about that, is there?”

“Is there!  There is, indeed!  Nan, you’re the dearest, sweetest, loveliest lady in the whole world, but you can’t see a hole through a ladder.  So I’ll tell you.  The date of that party is really April the first. I mean, Marie wrote April the first!  And if you’ll observe, somebody else has put a twisty line around that one and made it into an eight!  Why, it’s as plain as day!”

“It certainly is, Patty,” and Nan looked at the girl in astonishment and admiration.  “How did you ever happen to notice it?”

“Why, it just jumped out at me.  See, a different pen was used.  The line is thicker.  And nobody would make an eight that way.  They’d make it all with one pen mark.  And this is a straight up-and-down one, and that rest of it was put on later.  And, anyway, Nan, if there were any doubt, don’t you see it isn’t th after it as it ought to be for the eight, it’s st?”

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