yet how could Glyco expect Hermogine’s daughter
should make a good end? She’d have pared
the claws of a flying kite; a snake does not bring
forth a halter: Glyco might do what he would
with his own; but it will be a brand on him as long
as he lives; nor can any thing but Hell blot it out;
however, every man’s faults are his own.
I perceive now what entertainment Mammea is like
to give us; he’ll be at twopence charges for
me and my company; which if he does, he will pull
Narbanus clean out of favour; for you must know, he’ll
live at the full height; yet in truth what good has
he done us? He gave us a company of gittiful
sword-players, but so old and decrepid, that had you
blown on them, they’d have fallen of themselves:
I have seen many a better at a funeral pile; he would
not be at the charge of lamps for them; you’d
have taken them for dunghil cocks fighting in the
dark; one was a downright fool, and withal gouty;
another crump-footed, and a third half dead, and hamstrung:
There was one of them a Thracian, that made a figure,
and kept up to the rule of fighting; but upon the
whole matter, all of them were parted, and nothing
came of this great block-headed rabble, but a downright
running away: And yet, said he, I made ye a show,
and I clap my hands for company; but cast up the account,
I gave more than I received; one hand rubs another.
You Agamemnon seem to tell me what would that trouble
some fellow be at; because you that can speak, and
do not, you are not of our form, and therefore ridicule
what poor men say; tho’, saving the repute of
a scholar, we know you are but a meer fool.
Where lies the matter then? let me persuade you to
take a walk in the country, and see our cottage, you’ll
find somewhat to eat; a chicken, some eggs, or the
like: The tempestuous season had like to have
broke us all, yet we’ll get enough to fill the
belly. Your scholar, my boy Cicero, is mightily
improved, and if he lives, you’ll have a servant
of him; he is pretty forward already, and whatever
spare time he has, never off a book: He’s
a witty lad, well-featur’d, takes a thing without
much study, tho’ yet he be sickly: I killed
three of his linnets the other day, and told him the
weasels had eaten them; yet he found other things
to play with, and has a pretty knack at painting:
He has a perfect aversion to Greek, but seems better
inclined to Latin; tho’ the master he has now
humours him in the other; nor can he be kept to one
thing, but is still craving more, and will not take
pains with any. There is also another of this
sort, not much troubled with learning, but very diligent,
and teaches more than he knows himself: He comes
to our house on holidays, and whatever you give him
he’s contented; I therefore bought the boy some
ruled books, because I will have him get a smattering
in accounts and the law; it will be his own another
day: He has learning enough already, but if he
takes back to it again, I design him for a trade, a
barber, a parson, or a lawyer, which nothing but the
devil can take from him: How oft have I told
him, Thou art (Sirrah) my first begotten, and believe
thy father, whatever thou learnest ’tis all
thy own: See there Philero the lawyer, if he
had not been a scholar he might have starved; but now
see what trinkums he has about his neck, and dares
nose Narbanus. Letters are a treasure, and a
trade never dies.”


