Ascyltos perceiving the chat was at an end, “Am not I worthy,” said he, “to get a sup?” And Psyche fearing my laughter might discover her, clapped her hands, and told him, “Young-man I made you an offer of it, but your friend here has drunk it all out.”

“Is it so,” quoth Quartilla, smiling very agreeably, “and has Ercolpius gugg’d it all down?” At last also even Gito laught for company, at what time the young wench flung her arms about his neck, and meeting no resistance, half smother’d him with kisses.

We would have cry’d out, but there was no one near to help us; and as I was offering to bid ’em keep the peace, Psyche fell a nipping and pricking me with her bodkin:  on the other side also, the young wench half stifled Ascyltos with a dish-clout she had rubb’d in the bowl.

Lastly came leaping upon us a burdash, in a rough mantle stuck with myrtle, girt about him; and one while almost ground our hipps to powder with his bobbing at us, and other while slobber’d us with his nasty kisses; till Quartilla, holding her staff of office in her hand, discharg’d us of the service; but not without having first taken an oath of us, that so dreadful a secret should go no further than our selves.  Then came in a company of wrestlers, and rubb’d us over with the yolk of an egg beaten to oil:  When being somewhat refresh’d, we put on our right gowns, and were led into the next room, that had three beds in it, all well appointed, and the rest of the entertainment as splendidly set out.  The word was given, and we sate down, when having whet our appetites with an excellent antipast, we swill’d our selves with the choicest of wine; nor was it long e’er we fell a nodding.  “It is so,” quoth Quartilla; “can ye sleep when ye know it is the vigil to Priapus?” at what time Ascyltos snor’d so soundly, that Psyche, not yet forgeting the disapointment, he gave her, all besooted his face, and scor’d down his shoulders with a burnt sticks end.

Plagu’d with these mischiefs, I hardly got the least wink of sleep, nor was the whole family, whether within doors or without, in a much better condition, some lay up and down at our feet, others had run their heads against the walls, and others lay dead asleep cross the threshold:  The lamps also having drunk up their oil, gave a thin and last blaze.

At this instant got in a couple of pilfering rogues to have stollen our wine; but while they fell a scuffling among some silver vessels that stood upon the table, they broke the earthen pot that held the wine, and overthrew the table, with the plate on it, and at the same time also, a cup falling off the shelf on Psyche’s bed, broke her head as she lay fast asleep; on which he cry’d out, and therewith discovered the thieves, and wak’d some of the drunkards:  The thieves on the other hand finding themselves in a pound, threw themselves on one of the beds, as some of the guests, and fell a snoring like the rest.  The usher