Every person present adjudged me the prize of this
illustrious experiment, and Killegrew maintained that
nothing but a lanthorn could stand in competition with
me. Upon this she was like to die with laughing;
and thus was I admitted into the familiarity of her
amusements. It is impossible to deny her being
one of the most charming creatures that ever was:
since the court has been in the country, I have had
an hundred opportunities of seeing her, which I had
not before. You know that the dishabille of the
bath is a great convenience for those ladies, who,
strictly adhering to all the rules of decorum, are
yet desirous to display all their charms and attractions.
Miss Stewart is so fully acquainted with the advantages
she possesses over all other women, that it is hardly
possible to praise any lady at court for a well-turned
arm, and a fine leg, but she is ever ready to dispute
the point by demonstration; and I really believe, that,
with a little address, it would not be difficult to
induce her to strip naked, without ever reflecting
upon what she was doing. After all, a man must
be very insensible to remain unconcerned and unmoved
on such happy occasions; and, besides, the good opinion
we entertain of ourselves is apt to make us think
a woman is smitten, as soon as she distinguishes us
by habitual familiarity, which most commonly signifies
nothing. This is the truth of the matter with
respect to myself: my own presumption, her beauty,
the brilliant station that sets it off, and a thousand
kind things she had said to me, prevented me from
making serious reflections; but then, as some excuse
for my folly, I must likewise tell you, that the facility
I found in making her the tenderest declarations by
commending her, and her telling me in confidence a
thousand things which she ought not to have entrusted
me with, might have deceived or infatuated any other
man as well as myself.
“I presented her with one of the prettiest horses
in England. You know what peculiar grace and
elegance distinguish her on horseback. The king,
who, of all the diversions of the chase, likes none
but hawking, because it is the most convenient for
the ladies, went out the other day to take this amusement,
attended by all the beauties of his court. His
majesty having galloped after a falcon, and the whole
bright squadron after him, the rustling of Miss Stewart’s
petticoats frightened her horse, which was at full
speed, endeavouring to come up with mine, that had
been his companion; so that I was the only witness
of a disorder in her clothes, which displayed a thousand
new beauties to my view. I had the good fortune
to make such gallant and flattering exclamations upon
that charming disorder as to prevent her being concerned
or out of countenance upon it: on the contrary,
this subject of my admiration has been frequently
since the subject of our conversation, and did not
seem to displease her.