“Rev. Leonidas W. H’m, Reverend Le—­well, there was a feller here once by the name of Jim Smiley, in the winter of ’49—­or maybe it was the spring of ’50—­I don’t recollect exactly, somehow, though what makes me think it was one or the other is because I remember the big flume warn’t finished when he first come to the camp; but anyway, he was the curiosest man about always betting on anything that turned up you ever see, if he could get anybody to bet on the other side; and if he couldn’t he’d change sides.  Any way that suited the other man would suit him—­any way just so’s he got a bet, he was satisfied.  But still he was lucky, uncommon lucky; he ’most always come out winner.  He was always ready and laying for a chance; there couldn’t be no solit’ry thing mentioned but that feller’d offer to bet on it, and take any side you please, as I was just telling you.  If there was a horse-race, you’d find him flush or you’d find him busted at the end of it; if there was a dogfight, he’d bet on it; if there was a cat-fight, he’d bet on it; if there was a chicken-fight, he’d bet on it; why, if there was two birds setting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first; or if there was a camp-meeting, he would be there reg’lar to bet on Parson Walker, which he judged to be the best exhorter about here, and so he was, too, and a good man.  If he even see a straddle-bug start to go anywheres, he would bet you how long it would take him to get to—­to wherever he was going to, and if you took him up, he would foller that straddle-bug to Mexico but what he would find out where he was bound for and how long he was on the road.  Lots of the boys here has seen that Smiley, and can tell you about him.  Why, it never made no difference to him—­he’d bet on any thing—­the dangdest feller.  Parson Walker’s wife laid very sick once, for a good while, and it seemed as if they warn’t going to save her; but one morning he come in, and Smiley up and asked him how she was, and he said she was consid’able better—­thank the Lord for his inf’nite mercy—­and coming on so smart that with the blessing of Prov’dence she’d get well yet; and Smiley, before he thought, says:  ’Well, I’ll resk two-and-a-half she don’t anyway.’

“Thish-yer Smiley had a mare—­the boys called her the fifteen-minute nag, but that was only in fun, you know, because, of course, she was faster than that—­and he used to win money on that horse, for all she was so slow and always had the asthma, or the distemper, or the consumption, or something of that kind.  They used to give her two or three hundred yards start, and then pass her under way; but always at the fag end of the race she’d get excited and desperate like, and come cavorting and straddling up, and scattering her legs around limber, sometimes in the air, and sometimes out to one side among the fences, and kicking up m-o-r-e dust and raising m-o-r-e racket with her coughing and sneezing and blowing her nose—­and always fetch up at the stand just about a neck ahead, as near as you could cipher it down.