or some other of our ancient kings, being at the palace of
Eltham, in this neighbourhood, and having been out a
hunting one day, rambled from his company to this place,
then a mean hamlet; when entering a cottage to inquire
his way, he was struck with the beauty of the mistress,
whom he found alone; and having prevailed over her
modesty, the husband returning suddenly, surprised them
together; and threatening to kill them both, the king was
obliged to discover himself, and to compound for his safety
by a purse of gold, and a grant of the land from this
place to Cuckold’s Point, besides making the husband
master of the hamlet. It is added that, in memory of this
grant, and the occasion of it, this fair was established, for
the sale of horns, and all sorts of goods made with that
material. A sermon is preached at Charlton church on
the fair day.
Horn mad. A person extremely jealous
of his wife, is
said to be horn mad. Also a cuckold,
who does not cut
or breed his horns easily.
Horn work. Cuckold-making.
HORNIFIED. Cuckolded.
Horse Buss. A kiss with a loud smack; also a bite.
Horse COSER. A dealer in horses: vulgarly
and corruptly
pronounced horse Courser.
The verb to Cose was used by
the Scots, in the sense of bartering or
exchanging.
Horse godmother. A large masculine
woman, a
gentlemanlike kind of a lady.
Horse ladder. A piece of Wiltshire
wit, which consists
in sending some raw lad, or simpleton,
to a neighbouring
farm house, to borrow a horse ladder,
in order to get up
the horses, to finish a hay-mow.
Horse’s meal. A meal without drinking.
Hosteler, i.e. oat stealer. Hosteler
was originally the
name for an inn-keeper; inns being in
old English styled
hostels, from the French signifying the
same.
Hot pot. Ale and brandy made hot.
Hot stomach. He has so hot a stomach,
that he burns
all the clothes off his back; said of
one who pawns his
clothes to purchase liquor.
House, or tenement, to let.
A widow’s weeds; also
an atchievement marking the death of a
husband, set up
on the outside of a mansion: both
supposed to indicate
that the dolorous widow wants a male comforter.
HOYDON. A romping girl.
Hubble-bubble. Confusion. A hubble-bubble
fellow;
a man of confused ideas, or one thick
of speech, whose
words sound like water bubbling out of
a bottle. Also an
instrument used for smoaking through water
in the East
Indies, called likewise a caloon, and
hooker.


