Boom is not a nice place, and is only remarkable for one thing:  that the majority of the inhabitants have a private opinion that they can speak English, which is not justified by fact.  This gave a kind of haziness to our intercourse.  As for the Hotel de la Navigation, I think it is the worst feature of the place.  It boasts of a sanded parlour, with a bar at one end, looking on the street; and another sanded parlour, darker and colder, with an empty bird-cage and a tricolour subscription box by way of sole adornment, where we made shift to dine in the company of three uncommunicative engineer apprentices and a silent bagman.  The food, as usual in Belgium, was of a nondescript occasional character; indeed I have never been able to detect anything in the nature of a meal among this pleasing people; they seem to peck and trifle with viands all day long in an amateur spirit:  tentatively French, truly German, and somehow falling between the two.

The empty bird-cage, swept and garnished, and with no trace of the old piping favourite, save where two wires had been pushed apart to hold its lump of sugar, carried with it a sort of graveyard cheer.  The engineer apprentices would have nothing to say to us, nor indeed to the bagman; but talked low and sparingly to one another, or raked us in the gaslight with a gleam of spectacles.  For though handsome lads, they were all (in the Scots phrase) barnacled.

There was an English maid in the hotel, who had been long enough out of England to pick up all sorts of funny foreign idioms, and all sorts of curious foreign ways, which need not here be specified.  She spoke to us very fluently in her jargon, asked us information as to the manners of the present day in England, and obligingly corrected us when we attempted to answer.  But as we were dealing with a woman, perhaps our information was not so much thrown away as it appeared.  The sex likes to pick up knowledge and yet preserve its superiority.  It is good policy, and almost necessary in the circumstances.  If a man finds a woman admire him, were it only for his acquaintance with geography, he will begin at once to build upon the admiration.  It is only by unintermittent snubbing that the pretty ones can keep us in our place.  Men, as Miss Howe or Miss Harlowe would have said, ‘are such ENCROACHERS.’  For my part, I am body and soul with the women; and after a well-married couple, there is nothing so beautiful in the world as the myth of the divine huntress.  It is no use for a man to take to the woods; we know him; St. Anthony tried the same thing long ago, and had a pitiful time of it by all accounts.  But there is this about some women, which overtops the best gymnosophist among men, that they suffice to themselves, and can walk in a high and cold zone without the countenance of any trousered being.  I declare, although the reverse of a professed ascetic, I am more obliged to women for this ideal than I should be to