Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

GOLDIE:  (Jerking away from O’MARA.) Well, don’t yank my arm off. 
(Looking around room.) I know the way. (Starts R.)

O’MARA:  (Following GOLDIE, catches her by the back of neck as she reaches C.) Don’t give me any back talk or I’ll yank your neck off.

INSPECTOR:  O’Mara! let go your hold.  Don’t forget you’re dealing with a woman. (O’MARA releases hold.)

GOLDIE:  (Mockingly courteous.) Thanks, Inspector!  What’ll I send you for Christmas, a bunch of sweet forget-me-nots or a barrel of pickles?

INSPECTOR:  Goldie, don’t be so incorrigible.

GOLDIE:  Gee! but you’re an educated guy.

INSPECTOR:  Have a seat. (O’MARA jumps for chair with mock politeness.)

GOLDIE:  (To reporters.) He’s polite, too. (Crosses to chair.)

INSPECTOR:  Well, Goldie!

GOLDIE:  (Sitting.) Well, Inspector!

INSPECTOR:  Do you intend to stay here to-night or are you going to get bail?

GOLDIE:  Where would I get bail?

INSPECTOR:  I thought perhaps some gentleman friend of yours—­

GOLDIE:  (Rising angrily.) I ain’t got no gentlemen friends.  What do you think I am, a Moll? (Sits.)

INSPECTOR:  Don’t make any grand stand play now, Goldie!

GOLDIE:  Well, if you mean that I’m a bad girl, you’d better not say it (Rising, crosses to desk and pounds angrily on railing.), ’cause I ain’t, see?

INSPECTOR:  Well, you don’t deny that you and the Eel are sweethearts?

GOLDIE:  Was, yes.  Gee, we was goin’ to get married, until in a jealous huff he tried to kill me and was shipped for two years for assault and battery, but it wasn’t none of my doin’s.

INSPECTOR:  Didn’t you prefer charges against him?

GOLDIE:  I did not.  Do you think I’d squeal on a pal?  If it wasn’t for Dugan, they’d turn the Eel loose. (Sits.)

INSPECTOR:  Why Dugan?

GOLDIE:  Didn’t he shove him in?

INSPECTOR:  He was simply acting in his official duty.

GOLDIE:  Official duty, my eye.

INSPECTOR:  What other motive could Mr. Dugan possibly have had?

GOLDIE:  (With a sneer.) Maybe you don’t know.  Well, I’ll tell you.  He thought by shovin’ the Eel out of the way, he could get me.

INSPECTOR:  And did he?

GOLDIE:  Not so as you could notice it.  I ain’t no fall guy for nobody.

INSPECTOR:  Now that the Eel’s been sprung, are you going back to him?

GOLDIE:  (Almost in tears.) Oh gee!  I wish I could, but there’s nothing doin’, he’s sore on me.

INSPECTOR:  When did you last see him?

GOLDIE:  Just before he went up, two years ago.

INSPECTOR:  How about this Worthington robbery, wasn’t he in on it?

GOLDIE:  (Hastily.) No, he wasn’t.

INSPECTOR:  (Quickly.) Who was?

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