Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

Writing for Vaudeville eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 543 pages of information about Writing for Vaudeville.

THE FELLOW:  Not at all.  I know one of the girls in your camp.

THE GIRL:  (Sarcastically.) Oh, you do! (She tosses her head.) So you have been following me up in order to send some message to another girl.  Who is she?

THE FELLOW:  Genevieve Patterson.

THE GIRL:  (Aside.) I’ll never let him know now that I have on
Genevieve’s clothes.

THE FELLOW:  But you’re mistaken.  I’ve already sent the message. 
It was about you.

THE GIRL:  About me?  What about me?

THE FELLOW:  I wanted Genevieve to introduce us.  Say—­you haven’t told me your name yet.

THE GIRL:  I don’t intend to.  I think you are very forward.

THE FELLOW:  Shall I tell you my name?

THE GIRL:  By no means.

THE FELLOW:  You’re not interested?

THE GIRL:  Not a bit.

(There is a pause.  She keeps her head turned away.  He looks upward and all around, somewhat embarrassed.)

THE FELLOW:  (Finally breaking the silence.) Are there any bugs in your camp?

THE GIRL:  (Facing him angrily.) Sir!

THE FELLOW:  I mean gnats, mosquitoes—­things like that.

THE GIRL:  Yes.  I was badly bitten last night by a mosquito.

THE FELLOW:  (Very much interested.) Where did he get you?

THE GIRL:  (Laughing.) Well, you are so fresh that I can’t be mad at you.  You’re too funny.  Since you want to know so much, he got me on the knee.  I wasn’t far-seeing enough to bring mosquito netting.  It’s a bad bite.

THE FELLOW:  Is it possible?

THE GIRL:  Don’t you believe it?

THE FELLOW:  Well, I’m not far-seeing enough to know for sure. (With a sly glance at her knees.)

THE GIRL:  How silly of you!  But say—­I know a joke on you.  I saw you fall in the lake yesterday.

THE FELLOW:  (Nodding his head.) While I was fishing?

THE GIRL:  Yes; it was so amusing.  I don’t know when I’ve enjoyed such a hearty joke.  How did you come to fall in?

THE FELLOW:  I didn’t come to fall in.  I came to fish.

THE GIRL:  I also saw that man with the camera over in your camp. 
What was he dojng?

THE FELLOW:  Oh, he was a moving picture man from New York.  He was taking moving pictures of our cheese.

THE GIRL:  Preposterous!  Have you caught any fish since you came?

THE FELLOW:  Only a dog-fish, with a litter of puppies.

THE GIRL:  (With wide-open eyes.) How interesting!  What did you do with them?

THE FELLOW:  We made frankfurter sausages out of the little ones, and we are using the big one to guard the camp.

THE GIRL:  To guard the camp?

THE FELLOW:  Yes—­it’s a watch-dog fish.

THE GIRL:  Well, I’ve heard of sea-dogs, but I never knew before that—­

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