Like snails on painted walls; or, on our breasts,
Creep up, to fall from that proud height, to which
We did by slavery, not by service climb.
We are no guilty men, and then no great;
We have no place in court, office In state,
That we can say, we owe unto our crimes:
We burn with no black secrets, which can make
Us dear to the pale authors; or live fear’d
Of their still waking jealousies, to raise
Ourselves a fortune, by subverting theirs.
We stand not in the lines, that do advance
To that so courted point.
Enter Satrius and Natta, at a distance.
Sil.
But yonder lean
A pair that do.
Sab. [salutes Latiaris.] Good cousin Latiaris.—–
Sil.
Satrius Secundus, and Pinnarius
Natta,
The great Sejanus’ clients:
there be two,
Know more than honest counsels;
whose close breasts,
Were they ripp’d up to light,
it would be found
A poor and idle sin, to which their
trunks
Had not been made fit organs.
These can lie,
Flatter, and swear, forswear, deprave,
inform,
Smile, and betray; make guilty men;
then beg
The forfeit lives, to get their
livings; cut
Men’s throats with whisperings;
sell to gaping suitors
The empty smoke, that flies about
the palace;
Laugh when their patron laughs;
sweat when he sweats;
Be hot and cold with him; change
every mood,
Habit, and garb, as often as he
varies;
Observe him, as his watch observes
his clock;
And, true, as turquoise in the dear
lord’s ring,
Look well or ill with him:
6 ready to praise
His lordship, if he spit, or but
p—– fair,
Have an indifferent stool, or break
wind well;
Nothing can ’scape their catch.
Sab.
Alas! these things
Deserve no note, conferr’d
with other vile
And filthier flatteries, that corrupt
the times;
When, not alone our gentries chief
are fain
To make their safety from such sordid
acts;
But all our consuls, and no little
part
Of such as have been praetors, yea,
the most
Of senators, that else not use their
voices,
Start up in public senate and there
strive
Who shall propound most abject things,
and base.
So much, as oft Tuberous hath been
heard,
Leaving the court, to cry, O race
of men;
Prepared for servitude!—–which
shew’d that he.
Who least the public liberty could
like,
As lothly brook’d their flat
servility.
Sil.
Well, all is worthy of us, were
it more,
Who with our riots, pride, and civil
hate,
Have so provok’d the justice
of the gods:
We, that, within these fourscore
years, were born
Free, equal lords of the triumphed
world,
And knew no masters, but affections;
To which betraying first our liberties,


