in Hoffmann’s artistic atmosphere of ghosts
and spirits. With my head quite full of Kreissler,
Krespel, and other musical spectres from my favourite
author, I imagined that I had at last found in real
life a creature who resembled them: this ideal
musician in whom for a time I fancied I had discovered
a second Kreissler was a man called Flachs. He
was a tall, exceedingly thin man, with a very narrow
head and an extraordinary way of walking, moving, and
speaking, whom I had seen at all those open-air concerts
which formed my principal source of musical education.
He was always with the members of the orchestra, speaking
exceedingly quickly, first to one and then the other;
for they all knew him, and seemed to like him.
The fact that they were making fun of him I only learned,
to my great confusion, much later. I remember
having noticed this strange figure from my earliest
days in Dresden, and I gathered from the conversations
which I overheard that he was indeed well known to
all Dresden musicians. This circumstance alone
was sufficient to make me take a great interest in
him; but the point about him which attracted me more
than anything was the manner in which he listened to
the various items in the programme: he used to
give peculiar, convulsive nods of his head, and blow
out his cheeks as though with sighs. All this
I regarded as a sign of spiritual ecstasy. I noticed,
moreover, that he was quite alone, that he belonged
to no party, and paid no attention to anything in
the garden save the music; whereupon my identification
of this curious being with the conductor Kreissler
seemed quite natural. I was determined to make
his acquaintance, and I succeeded in doing so.
Who shall describe my delight when, on going to call
on him at his rooms for the first time, I found innumerable
bundles of scores! I had as yet never seen a
score. It is true I discovered, to my regret,
that he possessed nothing either by Beethoven, Mozart,
or Weber; in fact, nothing but immense quantities
of works, masses, and cantatas by composers such as
Staerkel, Stamitz, Steibelt, etc., all of whom
were entirely unknown to me. Yet Flachs was able
to tell me so much that was good about them that the
respect which I felt for scores in general helped
me to overcome my regret at not finding anything by
my beloved masters. It is true I learnt later
that poor Flachs had only come into the possession
of these particular scores through unscrupulous dealers,
who had traded on his weakness of intellect and palmed
off this worthless music on him for large sums of
money. At all events, they were scores, and that
was quite enough for me. Flachs and I became most
intimate; we were always seen going about together—I,
a lanky boy of sixteen, and this weird, shaky flaxpole.
The doors of my deserted home were often opened for
this strange guest, who made me play my compositions
to him while he ate bread and cheese. In return,
he once arranged one of my airs for wind instruments,


