The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

Bor.  No, sir;—–­but I am in some fear I must now. [Aside.

Cris.  I’ll tell thee some, if I can but recover them, I composed even now of a dressing I saw a jeweller’s wife wear, who indeed was a jewel herself:  I prefer that kind of tire now; what’s thy opinion, Horace?

Hor.  With your silver bodkin, it does well, sir.

Cris.  I cannot tell; but it stirs me more than all your court-curls, or your spangles, or your tricks:  I affect not these high gable-ends, these Tuscan tops, nor your coronets, nor your arches, nor your pyramids; give me a fine, sweet-little delicate dressing with a bodkin, as you say; and a mushroom for all your other ornatures!

Hor.  Is it not possible to make an escape from him? [Aside.

Cris.  I have remitted my verses all this while; I think I have forgot them.

Hor.  Here’s he could wish you had else. [Aside.

Chris. Pray Jove I can entreat them of my memory!

Hor.  You put your memory to too much trouble, sir.

Cris.  No, sweet Horace, we must not have thee think so.

Hor. 
   I cry you mercy; then they are my ears
   That must be tortured:  well, you must have patience, ears.

Cris.  Pray thee, Horace, observe.

Hor.  Yes, sir; your satin sleeve begins to fret at the rug that is underneath it, I do observe:  and your ample velvet bases are not without evident stains of a hot disposition naturally.

Cris.  O—­I’ll dye them into another colour, at pleasure:  How many yards of velvet dost thou think they contain?

Hor. 
   ’Heart!  I have put him now in a fresh way
    To vex me more:—–­faith, sir, your mercer’s book
    Will tell you With more patience than I can:—–­
    For I am crost, and so’s not that, I think.

Cris. 
   ’Slight, these verses have lost me again! 
   I shall not invite them to mind, now.

Hor. 
   Rack not your thoughts, good sir; rather defer it
   To a new time; I’ll meet you at your lodging,
   Or where you please:  ’till then, Jove keep you, sir!

Cris.  Nay, gentle Horace, stay; I have it now.

Hor. 
   Yes, sir.  Apollo, Hermes, Jupiter,
   Look down upon me. [Aside.

Cris. 
   Rich was thy hap; sweet dainty cap,
             There to be placed;
   Where thy smooth black, sleek white may smack,
             And both be graced.

White is there usurp’d for her brow; her forehead:  and then sleek, as the parallel to smooth, that went before.  A kind of paranomasie, or agnomination:  do you conceive, sir?

Hor.  Excellent.  Troth, sir, I must be abrupt, and leave you.

Cris.  Why, what haste hast thou? prithee, stay a little; thou shalt not go yet, by Phoebus.

Hor.  I shall not! what remedy? fie, how I sweat with suffering!

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