Chloe. Then you are welcome, sir: now you are a gentleman born, I can find in my heart to welcome you; for I am a gentlewoman born too, and will bear my head high enough, though ’twere my fortune to marry a tradesman.
Cris. No doubt of that, sweet feature; your carriage
shews it in any man’s eye, that is carried upon
you with judgment.
[Re-enter
Albius.
Alb. Dear wife, be not angry.
Chloe. Gods my passion!
Alb. Hear me but one thing; let not your maids set cushions in the parlour windows, nor in the dining-chamber windows; nor upon stools, in either of them, in any case; for ’tis tavern-like: but lay them one upon another, in some out-room or corner of the dining-chamber.
Chloe. Go, go; meddle with your bed-chamber only; or rather, with your bed in your chamber only; or rather with your wife in your bed only; or on my faith I’ll not be pleased with you only.
Alb. Look here, my dear wife, entertain that
gentleman kindly, I prithee—mum.
[Exit.
Chloe. Go, I need your instructions indeed! anger
me no more, I advise you. Citi-sin, quotha! she’s
a wise gentlewoman, i’faith, will marry herself
to the sin of the city.
Alb. [re-entering.] But this time, and no more, by heav’n, wife: hang no pictures in the hall, nor in the dining-chamber, in any case; But in the gallery only; for ‘tis not courtly else, O’ my word, wife.
Chloe. ’Sprecious, never have done!
Alb. Wife—
[Exit.
Chloe. Do I not bear a reasonable corrigible
hand over him, ,
Crispinus?
Cris. By this hand, lady, you hold a most sweet hand over him.
Alb. [re-entering.] And then, for the great gilt andirons—
Chloe. Again! Would the andirons were in your great guts for me!
Alb. I do vanish, wife.
[Exit.
Chloe. How shall I do, master Crispinus? here
will be all
the bravest ladies in court presently to see your
cousin Cytheris:
O the gods! how might I behave myself now, as to entertain
them
most courtly?
Cris. Marry, lady, if you will entertain them most courtly, you must do thus: as soon as ever your maid or your man brings you word they are come, you must say, A pox on ’em I what do they here? And yet, when they come, speak them as fair, and give them the kindest welcome in words that can be. . . .
Chloe. Is that the fashion of courtiers, Crispinus?
Cris. I assure you it is, lady; I have observed it.
Chloe. For your pox, sir, it is easily hit on; but it is not so easy to speak fair after, methinks.
Alb. [re-entering.] O, wife, the coaches are come, on my word; a number of coaches and courtiers.
Chloe. A pox on them! what do they here?


