The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

The Poetaster eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 208 pages of information about The Poetaster.

Chloe.  Then you are welcome, sir:  now you are a gentleman born, I can find in my heart to welcome you; for I am a gentlewoman born too, and will bear my head high enough, though ’twere my fortune to marry a tradesman.

Cris.  No doubt of that, sweet feature; your carriage shews it in any man’s eye, that is carried upon you with judgment.
                                             [Re-enter Albius
Alb.  Dear wife, be not angry.

Chloe.  Gods my passion!

Alb.  Hear me but one thing; let not your maids set cushions in the parlour windows, nor in the dining-chamber windows; nor upon stools, in either of them, in any case; for ’tis tavern-like:  but lay them one upon another, in some out-room or corner of the dining-chamber.

Chloe.  Go, go; meddle with your bed-chamber only; or rather, with your bed in your chamber only; or rather with your wife in your bed only; or on my faith I’ll not be pleased with you only.

Alb.  Look here, my dear wife, entertain that gentleman kindly, I prithee—­mum.
          
                                            [Exit. 
Chloe.  Go, I need your instructions indeed! anger me no more, I advise you.  Citi-sin, quotha! she’s a wise gentlewoman, i’faith, will marry herself to the sin of the city.

Alb. [re-entering.] But this time, and no more, by heav’n, wife:  hang no pictures in the hall, nor in the dining-chamber, in any case; But in the gallery only; for ‘tis not courtly else, O’ my word, wife.

Chloe.  ’Sprecious, never have done!

Alb.  Wife—­
          
                                            [Exit. 
Chloe.  Do I not bear a reasonable corrigible hand over him, ,
Crispinus?

Cris.  By this hand, lady, you hold a most sweet hand over him.

Alb. [re-entering.] And then, for the great gilt andirons—­

Chloe.  Again!  Would the andirons were in your great guts for me!

Alb.  I do vanish, wife.
          
                                            [Exit. 
Chloe.  How shall I do, master Crispinus? here will be all
the bravest ladies in court presently to see your cousin Cytheris: 
O the gods! how might I behave myself now, as to entertain them
most courtly?

Cris.  Marry, lady, if you will entertain them most courtly, you must do thus:  as soon as ever your maid or your man brings you word they are come, you must say, A pox on ’em I what do they here?  And yet, when they come, speak them as fair, and give them the kindest welcome in words that can be. . . .

Chloe.  Is that the fashion of courtiers, Crispinus?

Cris.  I assure you it is, lady; I have observed it.

Chloe.  For your pox, sir, it is easily hit on; but it is not so easy to speak fair after, methinks.

Alb. [re-entering.] O, wife, the coaches are come, on my word; a number of coaches and courtiers.

Chloe.  A pox on them! what do they here?

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