“Young man!  I perceive that if I do not stop thee in thy courses, thy name, being involved in thy company’s, may one day or other reach across the county; and folks may handle it and turn it about, as it deserveth, from Coleshill to Nuneaton, from Bromwicham to Brownsover.  And who knoweth but that, years after thy death, the very house wherein thou wert born may be pointed at, and commented on, by knots of people, gentle and simple!  What a shame for an honest man’s son!  Thanks to me, who consider of measures to prevent it!  Posterity shall laud and glorify me for plucking thee clean out of her head, and for picking up timely a ticklish skittle, that might overthrow with it a power of others just as light.  I will rid the hundred of thee, with God’s blessing!—­nay, the whole shire.  We will have none such in our county; we justices are agreed upon it, and we will keep our word now and forevermore.  Woe betide any that resembles thee in any part of him!”

Whereunto Sir Silas added, —

“We will dog him, and worry him, and haunt him, and bedevil him; and if ever he hear a comfortable word, it shall be in a language very different from his own.”

“As different as thine is from a Christian’s,” said the youth.

“Boy! thou art slow of apprehension,” said Sir Thomas, with much gravity; and taking up the cue, did rejoin, —

“Master Silas would impress upon thy ductile and tender mind the danger of evil doing; that we, in other words that justice is resolved to follow him up, even beyond his country, where he shall hear nothing better than the Italian or the Spanish, or the black language, or the language of Turk or Troubadour, or Tartar or Mongol.  And, forsooth, for this gentle and indirect reproof, a gentleman in priest’s orders is told by a stripling that he lacketh Christianity!  Who then shall give it?”

William Shakspeare.

“Who, indeed? when the founder of the feast leaveth an invited guest so empty!  Yea, sir, the guest was invited, and the board was spread.  The fruits that lay upon it be there still, and fresh as ever; and the bread of life in those capacious canisters is unconsumed and unbroken,”

Sir Silas (aside).

“The knave maketh me hungry with his mischievous similitudes.”

Sir Thomas.

“Thou hast aggravated thy offence, Wil Shakspeare!  Irreverent caitiff! is this a discourse for my chaplain and clerk?  Can he or the worthy scribe Ephraim (his worship was pleased to call me worthy) write down such words as those, about litter and wolvets, for the perusal and meditation of the grand jury?  If the whole corporation of Stratford had not unanimously given it against thee, still his tongue would catch thee, as the evet catcheth a gnat.  Know, sirrah, the reverend Sir Silas, albeit ill appointed for riding, and not over-fond of it, goeth to every house wherein is a venison feast for thirty miles round.  Not a buck’s hoof on any stable-door but it awakeneth his recollections like a red letter.”