Plays : Fifth Series eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about Plays .

Plays : Fifth Series eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about Plays .

Builder. [Not lowering the paper] Well?  I know that tone.  What do you want—­money?

Maud.  I always want money, of course; but—­but—­

Builder. [Pulling out a note-abstractedly] Here’s five pounds for you.

     Maud, advancing, takes it, then seems to find what she has come for
     more on her chest than ever.

Builder. [Unconscious] Will you take a letter for me?

     Maud sits down Left of table and prepares to take down the letter.

[Dictating] “Dear Mr Mayor,—­Referring to your call this morning, I have —­er—­given the matter very careful consideration, and though somewhat reluctant—­”

Maud.  Are you really reluctant, father?

Builder.  Go on—­“To assume greater responsibilities, I feel it my duty to come forward in accordance with your wish.  The—­er—­honour is one of which I hardly feel myself worthy, but you may rest assured—­”

Maud.  Worthy.  But you do, you know.

Builder.  Look here!  Are you trying to get a rise out of me?—­because you won’t succeed this morning.

Maud.  I thought you were trying to get one out of me.

Builder.  Well, how would you express it?

Maud.  “I know I’m the best man for the place, and so do you—­”

Builder.  The disrespect of you young people is something extraordinary. 
And that reminds me where do you go every evening now after tea?

Maud.  I—­I don’t know.

Builder.  Come now, that won’t do—­you’re never in the house from six to seven.

Maud.  Well!  It has to do with my education.

Builder.  Why, you finished that two years ago!

Maud.  Well, call it a hobby, if you like, then, father.

     She takes up the letter she brought in and seems on the point of
     broaching it.

Builder.  Hobby?  Well, what is it?

Maud.  I don’t want to irritate you, father.

Builder.  You can’t irritate me more than by having secrets.  See what that led to in your sister’s case.  And, by the way, I’m going to put an end to that this morning.  You’ll be glad to have her back, won’t you?

Maud. [Startled] What!

Builder.  Your mother and I are going round to Athene at twelve o’clock. 
I shall make it up with her.  She must come back here.

Maud. [Aghast, but hiding it] Oh!  It’s—­it’s no good, father.  She won’t.

Builder.  We shall see that.  I’ve quite got over my tantrum, and I expect she has.

Maud. [Earnestly] Father!  I do really assure you she won’t; it’s only wasting your time, and making you eat humble pie.

Builder.  Well, I can eat a good deal this morning.  It’s all nonsense!  A family’s a family.

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