Plays : Fifth Series eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about Plays .

Plays : Fifth Series eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about Plays .

Mrs March.  Oh!  You were!

Mr March.  But I can quite see why Johnny—­

Mrs March.  The Government, I suppose!

Mr March.  Certainly.

Mrs March.  Well, perhaps you’ll get us out of the mess you’ve got us into.

Mr March.  Where’s the girl?

Mrs March.  In her room-packing.

Mr March.  We must devise means—­

     Mrs March smiles.

The first thing is to see into them—­and find out exactly—­

Mrs March.  Heavens!  Are you going to have them X-rayed?  They haven’t got chest trouble, Geof.

Mr March.  They may have heart trouble.  It’s no good being hasty, Joan.

Mrs March.  Oh!  For a man that can’t see an inch into human nature, give me a—­psychological novelist!

Mr March. [With dignity] Mary, go and see where Johnny is.

Mary.  Do you want him here?

Mr March.  Yes.

Mary. [Dubiously] Well—­if I can.

     She goes out.  A silence, during which the marches look at each
     other by those turns which characterise exasperated domesticity.

Mrs March.  If she doesn’t go, Johnny must.  Are you going to turn him out?

Mr March.  Of course not.  We must reason with him.

Mrs March.  Reason with young people whose lips were glued together half an hour ago!  Why ever did you force me to take this girl?

Mr March. [Ruefully] One can’t always resist a kindly impulse, Joan. 
What does Mr Bly say to it?

Mrs March.  Mr Bly?  “Follow your instincts “and then complains of his daughter for following them.

Mr March.  The man’s a philosopher.

Mrs March.  Before we know where we are, we shall be having Johnny married to that girl.

Mr March.  Nonsense!

Mrs March.  Oh, Geof!  Whenever you’re faced with reality, you say
“Nonsense!” You know Johnny’s got chivalry on the brain.

     Mary comes in.

Mary.  He’s at the top of the servants’ staircase; outside her room. 
He’s sitting in an armchair, with its back to her door.

Mr March.  Good Lord!  Direct action!

Mary.  He’s got his pipe, a pound of chocolate, three volumes of “Monte
Cristo,” and his old concertina.  He says it’s better than the trenches.

Mr March.  My hat!  Johnny’s made a joke.  This is serious.

Mary.  Nobody can get up, and she can’t get down.  He says he’ll stay there till all’s blue, and it’s no use either of you coming unless mother caves in.

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