The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

That occasionally too festive diplomat had, indeed, made amends both profound and, evidently, sincere.  Soliciting the kind offices of both Sherwen and Raimonda, he had presented himself, under their escort, stiff and perspiring in his full official regalia, before Mr. Brewster; then before his daughter, whose solemnity, presently breaking down before his painfully rehearsed English, dissolved in fluent French, setting him at ease and making him her slave.  Poor penitent Von Plaanden even apologized to Carroll, fortunately not having heard of the American’s threat, and made a most favorable impression upon that precisian.

“Intoxicated, he may be a rough, Miss Polly,” Carroll confided to the girl.  “But sober, the man is a gentleman.  He feels very badly about the whole affair.  Offered to your father to report it all through official channels and attach his resignation.”

“Not for worlds!” cried Miss Polly.  “The poor man was half asleep.  And Mr. Bee—­Mr. Perkins did jog him rather sharply.”

“Yes.  Von Plaanden asked my advice as an American about his attitude toward Cluff and Perkins.”

“I hope you told him to let the whole thing drop.”

“Exactly what I did.  I explained about Cluff; that he was a very good fellow, but of a different class, and probably wouldn’t give the thing another thought.”

“And Mr. Perkins?”

“Von Plaanden wanted to challenge him, if he could find him.  I suggested that he leave me to deal with Mr. Perkins.  After some discussion, he agreed.”

“Oh!  And what are you going to do with him?”

“Find him first, if I can.”

“I can tell you where.”  Carroll stared at her, astonished.  “But I don’t think I will.”

“He announced his intention of keeping out of my way.  The man has no sense of shame.”

“You probably scared the poor lamb out of his wits, fire-eater that you are.”

Carroll would have liked to think so, but an innate sense of justice beneath his crust of prejudice forbade him to accept this judgment.

“The strange part of it is that he doesn’t impress me as being afraid.  But there is certainly something very wrong with the fellow.  A man who will deliberately desert a woman in distress”—­ Carroll’s manner expanded into the roundly rhetorical—­“whatever else he may be, cannot be a gentleman.”

“There might have been mitigating circumstances.”

“No circumstances could excuse such an action.  And, after that, the fellow had the effrontery to send you a message.”

“Me?  What was it?” asked Miss Polly quickly.

“I don’t know.  I didn’t let him finish.  I forbade his even mentioning your name.”

“Indeed!” cried the girl, in quick dudgeon.  “Don’t you think you are taking a great deal upon yourself, Fitz?  What do you really know about Mr. Perkins, anyway, that you judge him so offhandedly?”

“Very little, but enough, I think.  And I hardly think you know more.”

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
The Unspeakable Perk from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.