Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 310 pages of information about Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man.
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Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 310 pages of information about Our Mr. Wrenn, the Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man.

Mr. Wrenn did nothing more presumptuous than sit still, in the stuffy furniture-crowded basement room, which smelled of dead food and deader pride in a race that had never existed.  He sat still because the chair was broken.  It had been broken now for four years.

For the hundred and twenty-ninth time in those years Mrs. Zapp said, in her rich corruption of Southern negro dialect, which can only be indicated here, “Ah been meaning to get that chair mended, Mist’ Wrenn.”  He looked gratified and gazed upon the crayon enlargements of Lee Theresa, the older Zapp daughter (who was forewoman in a factory), and of Godiva.  Godiva Zapp was usually called “Goaty,” and many times a day was she called by Mrs. Zapp.  A tamed child drudge was Goaty, with adenoids, which Mrs. Zapp had been meanin’ to have removed, and which she would continue to have benevolent meanin’s about till it should be too late, and she should discover that Providence never would let Goaty go to school.

“Yes, Mist’ Wrenn, Ah told Goaty she was to see the man about getting that chair fixed, but she nev’ does nothing Ah tell her.”

In the kitchen was the noise of Goaty, ungovernable Goaty, aged eight, still snivelingly washing, though not cleaning, the incredible pile of dinner dishes.  With a trail of hesitating remarks on the sadness of sciatica and windy evenings Mr. Wrenn sneaked forth from the august presence of Mrs. Zapp and mounted to paradise—­his third-floor-front.

It was an abjectly respectable room—­the bedspread patched; no two pieces of furniture from the same family; half-tones from the magazines pinned on the wall.  But on the old marble mantelpiece lived his friends, books from wanderland.  Other friends the room had rarely known.  It was hard enough for Mr. Wrenn to get acquainted with people, anyway, and Mrs. Zapp did not expect her gennulman lodgers to entertain.  So Mr. Wrenn had given up asking even Charley Carpenter, the assistant bookkeeper at the Souvenir Company, to call.  That left him the books, which he now caressed with small eager finger-tips.  He picked out a P. & O. circular, and hastily left for fairyland.

The April skies glowed with benevolence this Saturday morning.  The Metropolitan Tower was singing, bright ivory tipped with gold, uplifted and intensely glad of the morning.  The buildings walling in Madison Square were jubilant; the honest red-brick fronts, radiant; the new marble, witty.  The sparrows in the middle of Fifth Avenue were all talking at once, scandalously but cleverly.  The polished brass of limousines threw off teethy smiles.  At least so Mr. Wrenn fancied as he whisked up Fifth Avenue, the skirts of his small blue double-breasted coat wagging.  He was going blocks out of his way to the office; ready to defy time and eternity, yes, and even the office manager.  He had awakened with Defiance as his bedfellow, and throughout breakfast at the hustler Dairy Lunch sunshine had flickered over the dirty tessellated floor.

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