people do we send you!” I reply, “What
people we do not send you!” Those that travel
are reasonable, compared with those who can never
prevail on themselves to stir beyond the atmosphere
of their own whims. I am convinced that the
Opinions I give you about several people must appear
very misanthropic; but yet, you see, are generally
forced to own at last that I did not speak from prejudice
— but I won’t triumph, since you own that
I was in the right about the Barrets. I was
a little peevish with ’you in your last, when
I came to the paragraph where you begin to say “I
have made use of all the Interest I have with Mr.
Pelham."(173) I concluded you was proceeding to say,
“to procure your arrears;” instead of
that, it was to make him serve Mr. Milbank—will
you never have done obliging people? do begin to think
of being obliged. I dare say Mr. Milbank is
a very pretty sort of man, very sensible of your attentions,
and who will never forget them-till he is past the
Giogo.(174) You recommend him to me: to show
you that I have not naturally an inclination to hate
people, I am determined not to be acquainted with
him, that I may not hate him for forgetting you.
Mr. Pelham will be a little surprised at not finding
his sister(175) at Hanover. That was all a pretence
of his wise relations here, who grew uneasy that he
was happy in a way that they had not laid out for
him: Mrs. Temple is in Sussex. They looked
upon the pleasure of an amour of choice as a transient
affair; so, to Make his satisfaction permanent, they
propose to marry him, and to a girl(176) he scarce
ever saw!
I suppose you have heard all the exorbitant demands
of the heralds for your pedigree! I have seen
one this morning, infinitely richer and better done,
which will not cost more; it is for my Lady Pomfret.
You would be entertained with all her imagination
in it. She and my lord both descend from Edward
the First, by his two Queens. The pedigree is
painted in a book: instead of a vulgar genealogical
tree, she has devised a pine-apple plant, sprouting
out of a basket, on which is King Edward’s head;
on the other leaves are all the intermediate arms;
the fruit is sliced open, and discovers the busts of
the Earl and Countess, from whence issue their issue!
I have had the old Vere pedigree lately In my hands,
which derives that house from Lucius Verus; but I
am now grown to bear no descent but my Lord Chesterfield’s,
who has placed among the portraits of his ancestors
two old heads, inscribed Adam de Stanhope and Eve
de Stanhope; the ridicule is admirable. Old Peter
Leneve, the herald, who thought ridicule consisted
in not being of an old family, made this epitaph,
and it was a good one, for young Craggs, whose father
had been a footman, “Here lies the last who
died before the first of his family!” Pray mind,
how I string old stories together to-day. This
old Craggs,(177) who was angry with Arthur More, who
had worn a 78 livery too, and who was getting into